The Craptastic Truth

Moving!

2010-03-18T13:20:00.000-07:00

All-

Im really sorry it's been seemingly forever since I've blogged. Even with the comment moderation feature, I've been bogged down with the neverending spam comments- to the point at which it seemed too tedious to even log on to delete them.

That being said, Im moving my blog from Blogger to WordPress effective immediately. It will take a few days to get my content and patterns transfered over there, but I feel that I will be happier and more apt to blog more frequently.

I hope you'll follow my blog at wordpress :o)

My new blog is mustknitfaster.wordpress.com

XOXO,

Becca

New Pattern- A Wee Little Pouch

2009-10-07T09:28:00.000-07:00

A Wee Little Pouch
A Knitting Pattern by Rebecca Hill from A Sailor’s Girl

A wee little pouch to hold your wee little treasures. Finished pouch measures 2” tall and 2” wide.

Materials:
Approximately 15 yards of worsted weight yarn
Size 8 needles
1 Button
Tapestry Needle
Small amount of fabric for lining (optional)
Needle and thread for sewing lining to the inside of pouch (optional)

Pattern:
CO 14 stitches
Row 1: *K1, P1* across
Row 2: *P1, K1* across
Repeat these 2 rows of seed stitch until your piece measures 2”.
Next row: BO 7 stitches at the beginning of the row. Knit to end of row.
Next row: *P1, K1* to end, P1 (Repeat this row for 1.5” from bind off row.)
Next row: P1, K1, P1, YO, K1, P1, K1, P1
BO all stitches.

Your knitting should look like this:

Fold the piece in half so that A meets B and C meets D. Sew the bottom and side closed. Sew the button to the front of the pouch so that it will line up with the buttonhole. Line the pouch if it strikes your fancy. This pouch is perfect for holding your stitch markers, loose change, or other little sparkly treasures!

Copyright 2009. Conditions of Use: You may download and print out ONE SINGLE copy for NON-COMMERCIAL use. You may not sell items made using my pattern. Although knitting this for charity is a great idea. Any other use, including commercial reproduction, modification, distribution, transmission, or republication by electronic or other means without prior written permission from Rebecca Hill is prohibited and is a violation of my intellectual property rights. Stealing sucks.

MunchkinPunchkin!

2009-09-25T08:40:00.000-07:00

Here is my first spun sample from the September Phat Fiber box! It is a sample of MunchkinPunchkin 75% Superwash Merino, 25% Nylon in the colorway "Briar Rose and the Little Prick." I spun it into a worsted weight yarn, but I am still unsure of the yardage I got from it, as it is still on the spindle. Im guessing I probably got about 15 yards out of it.

Some thoughts: this sample is what ALL samples should be- incredibly soft, deep saturated colors, and by a seller who genuinely wants to satisfy her customers. It spun up like a dream, didnt break apart easily while I was spinning the pre-drafted fiber, and the end result is just beautiful. I highly recommend this seller, so check her out at Munchkinpunchkin.etsy.com

Not MY Son!

2009-09-24T16:39:00.001-07:00

Yeah I dont even think so...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/09/24/elementary-school-students-reportedly-taught-songs-praising-president-obama/

Pixie Farts and Fairytales- September Phat Fiber Box!

2009-09-24T09:35:00.000-07:00

Pixie Farts and Fairytales- that's what the September Phat Fiber box is made of!

Once upon a time a handsome man knocked on the door of a house. He came bearing a gift for the lady of the house- a magical box full of fibers, yarns, and sparkly treasures that he knew would bring great joy and happiness to the woman. She brought the box into her house and sat down with her two beautiful daughters to open the box. She carefully opened the box and found a lovely gift of shiny treasures and colorful cards...

Beneath the cards and treasures was a thin sheet of colorful paper, which she carefully pulled back to reveal the wonderous fibers and yarns and pattern...

She carefully pulled out each item out of the box, petting it lovingly and admiring its beauty. With each treasure she pulled out, her smile grew wider and her heart grew happier.

And for the rest of the month she waiting in deep anticipation for the next months visit from the handsome man with the box of magical happiness.

New Yarn in my Etsy Shop!

2009-09-14T10:24:00.001-07:00

...So This is Love...

220 yards of worsted weight 100% Peruvian Highland wool
Now available at A Sailor's Girl!
http://rebeccamhill.etsy.com

Missing- Reward Offered!

2009-09-08T08:20:00.000-07:00

Missing: Monster Chunk

Height: Approx. 3" tall.
Weight: For a chunky guy, he really doesn't weigh too much. Maybe 6 oz.
Skin color: Lime Green, with some blue spots on his feet.
Eye color: Black. One eye is noticably larger than the other.
Hair color: Black.
Other distinguishing features: Has a severe underbite and his lower teeth stick out. His feet may be a bit mangey due to the constant chewing they endure by his owner.

Responds to any of the following: "Nomnomnomnomnomnom", "MINE" (yelled loudly with the enthusiasm of a 2 year old), "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (Screeched with the exhaustion of a very cranky 7 month old), or "That green little stuffed toy that Vi loves to chew on."

Reward: The enormous gratitude of a very upset 7 month old and her relieved parents. And to sweeten the pot, I will make you a cherry cheesecake.

New Pattern- Fairy Princess Daisy Chain Crown!

2009-08-28T16:41:00.001-07:00

Now available in my etsy store!

Practice makes Perfectly Pretty Yarn.

2009-08-25T11:13:00.001-07:00

I've spun up my first samples from the August Phat Fiber box, and I must say- I am, as always, truly impressed with the quality of the samples from the amazingly talented contributers! The samples below are from Moonwood Farms (The lighter yarn) and It's a Colorful Life (The dark yarn). The Moonwood Farm colorway is Magical Carousel Horse, and the Colorful Life colorway is called Lights on the Midway. Please excuse the craptastic first photo. It really doesn't do these beautiful colorways justice at all.

Violet's Monster Chunk approved, and tried in vain to run off with the Moonwood Farm sample

Disappointed that he could not escape with the yarns, he did what so many of us want to do all the time... rolled around on the yummy yarns!

Sale at my Etsy shop!

2009-08-23T21:24:00.001-07:00

Attention all you awesomely amazing crafters out there!!!

This week ONLY, recieve 25% off of your order at my etsy shop A Sailors's Girl! Includes everything currently listed in my shop, stitch markers and hand dyed yarn in both sock weight AND worsted! Use the code AUG09 in the Message to Seller section and I will refund your 25% off within 24 hours!

A Sailor's Girl- http://rebeccamhill.etsy.com

Here's a sneak peek of my hand dyed yarns:

220 yards of Worsted weight 100% Peruvian Highland Wool

Colorway: Blackberry Stained Lips

440 yards of sock weight 100% Merino wool

Colorway: UltraViolet

You know you're getting old when...

2009-08-19T21:48:00.000-07:00

...Your Husband and Son bring out a birthday cake to the rousing tune of "Happy Birthday to you" and you are more worried about the smoke from the candles setting off the fire sprinklers than you are about blowing out the candles. Yep, on Monday I turned 28. It was pretty low key- we celebrated on Saturday when my Dad, my Sisters and their families and my family all went to the Fair, then they surprised me with a dinner at Wood Ranch. My sister Trisha, who shares my deep adoration for all things Betsey Johnson, bought me a great Betseyville clutch and we ended up adopting fish that night, as well! So new pets, a new age, and a great family.

But the best birthday gift of all was most certainly the safe return of my Husband, Dean. Here is us the night of my birthday dinner. Please excuse the fact that I look like hell- we had spent all day at the fair and my butt was tired.

And on Tuesday, Dylan started Kindergarden! He was so excited and had an amazing first day. I didnt cry. But that was Tuesday. As the bus pulled away from the curb this morning with my sweet baby boy waving at me from the window, I bawled like a baby. There went my life.

August Phat Fiber Box!

2009-08-19T15:28:00.003-07:00

August's theme: Meet Me At the Fair

More detailed blog later- Im so excited about this box!!!

The Yarns:

The Fibers:

The Goodies:

Mission: Complete

2009-08-08T23:27:00.000-07:00

Welcome Home, Baby!

All Spun Up

2009-08-04T21:11:00.000-07:00

Four months after teaching myself to spin yarn, I think I'm finally starting to improve! Receiving a Phat Fiber box for the past 3 months has definantly been inspiration to keep practicing! So many gorgeous, fluffy, delicious batts to practice with! Here is what I've done in the past few weeks:

L-R: Holiday Yarns wool roving spun with It's A Colorful Life bamboo noil, eXtreme Spinning Bamboo silk, Ambrosia and Bliss 100% Alpaca, Natural Obsessions milk fiber, Froggy Farms batt, and Bananamigraine batt!

Some thoughts/plans for the newly spun yarn:
Holiday Yarns/ It's a Colorful Life- The roving itself was pretty rough, but it was labeled Medium grade so I guess it's par for the course? Im not going to pretend to know what it means because truth be told I dont. I spun it with the bamboo noils from It's a Colorful Life. The noils are interesting- almost comparable to cotton balls. I pulled them apart gently and predrafted the noils almost to the point that in most areas they were nothing more than a wisp of fiber, and I laid the bamboo noil wisp on top of the predrafted roving and spun it that way. The bamboo stuck to the wool so that certainly helped! This yarn is for something for Dylan. He and I are working on a new design for a little monster/alien/creature, and this yarn will work very well for said design.

eXtreme Spinning- LOVE. Per usual. This was the first time I had spun with silk and I was not expecting it to be so sticky. I should have, but I didn't. It was good practice though, as I bought a silk batt from her and was holding off on spinning it until I had a bit more practice! It was alot shinier prior to setting the twist, but it is still quite shiny and VERY soft. LOVE.

Ambrosia and Bliss- As I stated in the post when I first recieved this month's box, I usually dont care for 100% Alpaca, but this alpaca was sooooo very soft and lovely! Spinning it was a great experience, and I may be buying more from her soon! The end result, after soaking and setting the twist, is an even softer, gorgeous yarn that I look forward to using soon!

Natural Obsessions- Ok, WOW. I just spun MILK FIBER! Although in retrospect I AM very curious as to what KIND of milk this fiber is derived from, it was pretty interesting to knit up. Im not a fan, actually. The staple length was not staple at all- it was very irregular and because I predraft (dont hate me!) I found it pretty aggitating. But I am pretty happy with the end result, and it's very satisfying to say that I tackled spinning with a new fiber! Might knit this into a cup cozy for my morning coffee. ("Milk for your coffee, ma'am?")

The last 2- Froggy Fibers and Bananamigraine batts- I already blogged about at the bottom of THIS post.

More later! So much is changing right now, and Im so blessed to have a beautiful, healthy family to share this amazing life with!

Crabs the Crab

2009-07-28T17:37:00.000-07:00

This crab is knit using 20 yards of yarn!
Use your Phat Fiber samples this month to knit up some cuteness!

Materials:

20 yards any weight yarn (shown in Worsted)
size 8 dpns (for worsted on up, otherwise use a size good for your weight yarn)
tapestry needle

fiberfill

Body Pattern:

Cast on 6 sts and divide between 3 dpns.
Row 1: KFB all stitches- 12 sts.
Row 2: (KFB, K1) around- 18 sts.
Row 3: K all stitchesRow 4: (KFB, K1) around- 27 sts.Row 5: K all stitches
Row 6: (KFB, K2) around- 36 sts.
Row 7: Purl all stitches
Row 8: Knit all stitches.
Row 9: (K2tog, K2) around- 27 sts.
Row 10: Knit all stitches.Row 11: (K2tog, K1) around- 18 sts.
Row 12: Knit all stitches.
Row 13: (k2tog, K1) around- 12 sts.
Row 14: Knit all stitches
STUFF THE BODY AT THIS POINT
Row 15: K2tog around- 6 sts
Cut yarn and draw through remaining stitches. Knot and secure, weaving in end.

Legs: (Make 4)
I-Cord 2 for 20 rows. Bind off leaving a 6-8” tail.

Weave the tail halfway up the leg and fold the leg in half. Use the tail to secure the leg to the body at the purl row at the half way point of the leg (so it looks like 2 legs coming from the same point in the body.). Repeat with the other legs.

I used googley eyes because I know this sample isn’t going to a youngster. If yours will be, use your discretion on safety eyes, embroidering eyes, whatever your method might be.

NOTE:
You will notice that my crabby little guy doesn’t have the crab claws. You will ALSO notice that my crab is only made of 20 yards of yarn. I wanted to keep the pattern as simple and easy as possible to knit with samples from the Phat Fiber boxes. If you would like to knit up some claws, I will be putting up a second pattern soon with claws! Enjoy!

Interesting...

2009-07-27T14:36:00.000-07:00

I guess if your own governmeny won't be honest and forthcoming, you can hear it from other governments, instead:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534960,00.html?test=latestnews

The Russian Navy has declassified its records of UFO encounters, many of which take place in or around water, reports the Web site of the English-language Russian news channel Russia Today.
"They are most often seen in the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean, in the southern part of the Bermuda Triangle, and also in the Caribbean Sea," said one naval intelligence officer quoted by the Web site.
Another incident cited involved six unknown objects that followed a nuclear submarine in the Pacific. When the sub surfaced, so did the objects — which then lifted themselves out of the water and flew away.
In perhaps the most compelling account, military divers in Siberia's Lake Baikal, the world's deepest lake, encountered "a group of humanoid creatures dressed in silvery suits" at a depth of 160 feet. Three humans died during the ensuing chase.
• Click here to read more in Russia Today.

"It's Phattastic!"

2009-07-22T15:00:00.000-07:00

So declares my 5 year old son, Dylan! So here's the awesomeness that is the July Phat Fiber box, who's theme was Non-Wool! I will blog more in detail later, because it is TRULY PHATTASTIC!

The Fibers:

In no particular order (because they are all equally amazing!)

Woolyhands Alpaca/Camel Down/Mohair/bamboo mix Colorway: This Earth
Thoughts: God I wish I could touch this yarn- unfortunantly Im highly allergic to mohair and cannot. But its shiny and lovely to look at!!! I LOVE the colors!

Natural Obsessions Four 1/4 oz samples- 1 each of Silk, Milk, Tencel, and Bamboo
Thoughts: YUMMY! The colors could be different but they aren't and I'll live. These may be the first things from this box I spin!

Ambrosia and Bliss 1/4 oz of combed Alpaca
Thoughts: Normally I dont care for alpaca unless it's blended with wool, but this sample is sooo much softer than alpaca I've previously worked with!

Greenwood Fiberworks Handblended bamboo/silk batt
Thoughts: SOOOOOO SOFT!!!!!!!!! The colors are gorgeous!!!

WondersMohair Mohair Locks sample Colorway: Party Mix
Thoughts: Lovely purple shade mixed with black and white! I love the colors, but the mohair allergy prevents me from working with it.

Enchanted Yarn Sparkle fiber!
Thoughts: Wow! Sparkle fiber! It's sparkley!!! And surprisingly soft!

Strike my Fancy Shimmah! Batt 75% hand dyed Tussah silk, 25% hand dyed Firestar Colorway: Watermelon
Thoughts: I want more. NOW. Gorgeous color, and the firestar adds just the right amount of shimmah!

It's A Colorful Life 1/4 oz Bamboo Noils
Thoughts: Looks fluffy and soft- the colors are super pretty!!!

My Fair Yarn 50/50 Mohair/bamboo Colorway: American Beauty
Thoughts: Gorgeous, saturated color! BUT- I wish the fiber content hadn't been written on the inside of the tag- Mohair allergies are a bitch.

Gale's Art Nylon Firestar Colorway: Sunset Gold
Thoughts: Soft, shiny and lovely!

Extreme Spinning Hand dyed Bamboo Silk
Thoughts: LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! Soft and shiny and beautiful colors.

The Yarn (Only 2 which is fine by me, as I want to focus on my spinning right now!):

Mad Angel Creations 100% Viscose Rayon, Fingering weight, 25 yards. Colorway: Pomegranate
Thoughts: Gorgeous! Deep, saturated burgundy plyed with a greenish, Chartreusey color!

Shredded Tees 10 yards of upcycled T-shirt yarn!
Thoughts: This is an ingenious idea that I've been considering trying for quite some time. Im really looking forward to finding a use for this sample!

And the Goodies:

Fickle Knitter Design- Twinkle pattern
Thoughts: A cute little star pattern that only requires 33 yards of yarn! Its adorable and Im looking forward to knitting it!

Holiday Yarns- Shadows Floral Bag pattern
Thoughts: This is a crochet pattern, so I wont get any use of it, but it is a very lovely pattern!!!

Winemakerssister- A lovely notecard with envelope
Thoughts: A lovely card stamped with an angora bunny on the front! Quite cute!

Desert Garden Farms- Cactus Blossom Button Adorenment
Thoughts: So cute and so very clever! It's adorable and I think I have the best idea on how to use it!

Fiber Gift Tags- Set of 5 gift tags for fiber related gifts
Thoughts: I love this idea and will likely be buying from them soon!

Designs by Tami- ADORABLE hand carved Pig stitch marker
Thoughts: OH MY GOD HOW CUTE IS THIS?!?!?! I want my own little farm of Tami's markers!!!

Maude & Me- "One wee" Gorgeous stitch marker
Thoughts: Quite cute! I like that it's made using wire so it can be flexed along with the work!

A Purple Debut

2009-07-20T22:34:00.000-07:00

Introducing my very first hand dyed yarn!

100% Merino Wool, fingering weight yarn dyed a deep, gorgeous purple! I've dubbed the color Blackberry Stained Lips for a few reasons- my debut will officially be a part of the August Phat Fiber box and the August box theme is Meet me at the Fair. So I kept thinking of big, plump, delicious blackberries when I dyed this yarn! The sample pictured above is approximately 58 yards of yarny deliciousness. Here is a sample of my contribution to the August box:

I will be dying up more tomorrow in a different colorway, and Im quite excited!!! I will post pictures of that yarn when I've got it done, dryed and skeined.

In other yarny news, I've recently spun these up:

First up is a mini skein I spun up from a fiber sample from Bananamigraine I LOOOOOOVE the way these colors look together!!! The second picture is a purple novelty batt from Froggy Farms. Im thinking of making another Monster Chunk with these two mini skeins.

What, you might ask, is a Monster Chunk? THIS is a Monster Chunk!

Not to be confused with a Chunky Monster!!!

Here's to the Future...

2009-07-18T18:13:00.001-07:00

...'Cause I'm done with the past!

A very good friend of mine said something quite interesting the other day. While explaining my standoffishness to a friend of hers who thought I didn't like her, (which is not true at all- she's freaking awesome and I adore her!) my friend told her "she's just had alot of battalion wife friends in the past and she's been burnt bad." To clarify- she was telling her that the Navy wives that I have befriended in the past have basically burnt me to the point of reaching the whole "why bother" ideal. And I have- I have been burnt and screwed over by so many fellow battalion wives that at one point I was a hermit- I saw no use in making friends with any of them because in the end, I'd be screwed. My absolute best friend in the whole wide world- my Jamie Sue!!!- is a battalion wife- although I have to say she is one of the most mature, phenomenal women in the entire world, which explains why we probably get along so well.

But you know? Why be a hermit? Sure, I've chosen some pretty shitty friends in the past, but I've got some pretty awesome friends right now. We wont always be at the same duty station, and chances are good we might only be in the same vicinity for 3-4 years of our lives, but Im keen on thinking our friendships can withstand it. Jamie and I haven't lived in the same state since September 03 and we're still doing pretty damn swell!

So now what? Well, spinning and knitting of course! LOL
Pictures to come...

Finally Someone says it....

2009-07-07T10:50:00.000-07:00

Here is someone to REALLY mourn for today:
Rest in Peace, LT. Bradshaw- a TRUE American hero who- like so many others- have died for our FREEDOMS and our LIBERTIES. GOD BLESS OUR AMERICAN TROOPS!

What about our boys?

Relatives of Soldier Killed in Afghanistan Decry Lack of Coverage Amid Jackson Spectacle
Tuesday, July 07, 2009

A day before New York Rep. Peter King called Michael Jackson a “pervert” unworthy of nonstop media coverage, the aunt of a U.S. soldier killed in Afghanistan on the same day Jackson died asked why her nephew's death went virtually unnoticed while the King of Pop got memorial shrines across the country.

"Mr. Jackson received days of wall-to-wall coverage in the media," Martha Gillis wrote to the Washington Post. "Where was the coverage of my nephew or the other soldiers who died that week?"

Gillis' nephew, Lt. Brian Bradshaw, 24, died in Kheyl, Afganistan, of wounds suffered when an improvised explosive device detonated near his vehicle. Bradshaw, of Steilacoom, Wash., was assigned to the 1st Battalion, 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment, 4th Airborne Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division in Fort Richardson, Alaska. He was one of at least 13 U.S. soldiers to die in Afghanistan since Jackson's death on June 25.
Bradshaw's mother, Mary, said she agreed with Gillis, saying the nonstop coverage of Jackson's death has become "totally ridiculous" and laughable.

"I can watch the news many nights and there's no mention of what's going on in Afghanistan or Iraq and there's boys dying over there," Bradshaw told FOXNews.com. "Oh God, I can't talk."

Gillis, of Springfield, Va., could not be reached for comment. In her letter to the Washington Post, she described Bradshaw as a "thoroughly decent person with a wry sense of humor" who loved history, particularly the Civil War.
"He had old-fashioned values and believed that military service was patriotic and that actions counted more than talk," Gillis wrote. "He wasn't much for talking, although he could communicate volumes with a raised eyebrow."
Bradshaw, who graduated from Pacific Lutheran University, was the product of a military family. His father, Paul, is a retired National Guard helicopter pilot, and his mother is a retired Army nurse. Bradshaw was buried Monday following a service at St. John's Bosco Church in Lakewood, Wash.
"He was a search-and-rescue volunteer, an altar boy, a camp counselor," Gillis' letter continued. "He carried the hopes and dreams of his parents willingly on his shoulders. What more than that did Michael Jackson do or represent that earned him memorial 'shrines,' while this soldier's death goes unheralded?"
Gillis said the only media outlets that covered Bradshaw's death were in his hometown of Steilacoom, Wash., and those where he was stationed before his deployment in March.
Gillis' sentiment echoes that of King, the Long Island, N.Y., congressman who called on society to stop "glorifying" Jackson in a YouTube video posted on Monday.
King said Jackson had been excessively praised in the days after his death while society ignored the efforts of teachers, police officers and veterans. In the two-minute video, King called the "day in and day out" coverage of Jackson's death "too politically correct."
"Let's knock out the psychobabble," he said in the video, which was taped outside an American Legion Hall in his district. "He was a pervert, a child molester; he was a pedophile. And to be giving this much coverage to him, day in and day out, what does it say about us as a country? I just think we're too politically correct."
King, who is among the possible Republican contenders to run against Democratic Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, acknowledged that Jackson "may have been a good singer" and "did some dancing," but he blasted the King of Pop as someone who could not be trusted around children.
"There's nothing good to say about this guy," King continued. "But the bottom line is, would you let your child or grandchild be in the same room as Michael Jackson?"

Eco-Friendly Awesome package!!!!

2009-07-06T23:05:00.001-07:00

Many many thanks to Amandaleigh from the Odd Ducks Swap Group at Ravelry for the package that she put together for me for the It's Easy Being Green swap! Behold the awesomeness of her package for me:

Firstly, she thought of my kids! I love when people consider the fact that Im a Mom when they put packages together for me! It makes opening the package alot more fun and gives me some time to ohhhh and ahhh over the contents for me! So she sent Dylan and Lainie some recycled crayons and coloring books! These crayons are so neat! Melted down crayons and shaped into neat little things like seashells, trucks and pumpkins!

For the handmade item, she made me a market bag in my favorite color- Green! How appropriate for the swap theme! She *claims* to have had issues with parts of the bag, but it turned out so beautifully that I have trouble believing these claims! ;o)

The rest of the package contents were equally amazing:

An aluminum water bottle (which is great because Lola seems to have stashed my other one somewhere!), a sewn cozy for hot or cold drinks, a notebook (which is really making me crave some skittles!!!), some fair trade coffee, upcycled reusable wipes made from an old blanket (because she totally understands that my kids are the epitome of mess makers!), and a book to help teach the kids about helping the environment! There is also a great retractable tape measure shaped like a lady bug!!! Also included were these stitch markers, and this great little necklace which is a recycled scrabble piece with a globe on the back:

Absent from the picture are the obligatory chocolate bar (which was, by the way, DELICIOUS!!!) and a kit to make the Montavilla Market Bag from Knit Picks!

Thank you so much Amandaleigh!!!

Phat Pacific Octopus- Now FREE!

2009-07-06T17:57:00.000-07:00

This octopus is knit using a 20 yard sample from Sqwish Yarn! Use your samples this month to knit up some cuteness!

Materials:

20 yd. of Sqwish Snuggletoes Sock yarn
size 3 dpns
1 stitch marker
tapestry needle
fiberfill.

Body Pattern:

Cast on 6 sts and divide between 3 dpns.
Place marker after first cast on stitch.

Row 1, 3, 5: KFB around.

Row 2, 4, 6: K around

Row 7: (KFB, K3) around

Row 8-12: K around

Row 13: (K2tog, K2) around

Row 14, 16, 18: K around

Row 15: (K2tog, K1) around

Row 17:K2tog around – **Stuff the body at this point**

Row 19: K1, (K2tog) around.

Cut yarn, and draw through remaining stitches and secure.

Legs: (Make 8)

I-Cord 3 for 10 rows.

Bind off leaving a tail long enough to sew the leg to the body.

Assembly:

Sew the legs onto the body at even intervals. Embroider eyes and mouth and revel in the cute!

A Crack in the Foundation.

2009-06-23T23:13:00.000-07:00

Before I even start with this post, I want to ask that you read it with an open mind, and with the knowledge that I am in no way trying to push it onto you, my cherished readers. And if you have nothing nice to say, please by all means say nothing at all. I will take no offense.

Honestly, Im not even sure where to begin. The beginning, it seems, is always a good place. I was raised as a normal, run of the mill all-American kid. Scraped knees, family summer camping trips, church every Sunday morning, and some Nintendo thrown in for good measure. I played with Barbi's, went to a private religious school, and watched alot of television. Your perfect example of a product of suburban America. But even as a child (as early as 7 years old) I recalled "seeing things happen." Having visions, I suppose one might say. Not only things that later would actually happen (as in deja vu) but even possible outcomes of situations. I cant remember alot of these situations other than to remember that I did, in fact experience them. But a few I remember quite vividly. The best example I can give you is a very tangible one- my son, Dylan who is now 5. Although this one occured as a dream. About a week BEFORE I found out that I was pregnant with him- and after suffering a long period of infertility and then a tragic and emotionally painful miscarriage- I dreamt that I went into the Dr who performed a sonogram on my uterus. He told me that I was pregnant and showed to me exactly where in my body the baby had implanted. The dream continued and I dont remember all of it, but I distinctly remember sitting in the waiting room of an office I would later find out was the OB/GYN wing at Naval Medical Center in Portsmouth Virginia with a little boy with blong curly hair and the brightest blue eyes you could imagine. The next morning, I told Dean about the dream and we both sort of just blew it off. After having tried for so damn long, and losing what we had finally thought we achieved, we just didnt have the emotional energy to get excited about this silly dream. Well, a week later, I go in for a pregnancy test and YEY! I was in fact pregnant again! Well, 2 months later we were en route to our next duty station- Virginia Beach, Virginia, and Dylan was born April 3, 2004 at Naval Medical Center in Portsmouth, Virginia. 2 years later, he and I were sitting in the OB/GYN office at NMCP and he sat right next to me- blonde curly hair and bright blue eyes.
I've always had experiences like this. No explaination. A few years ago, I can't recall the circumstances under which the topic came up, but I was talking to my Dad about these visions and dreams and he dropped a bombshell on me- my great grandmother had been a visionary/seer for her Cherokee Indian tribe. This surprised me not only because it mean that I wasn't crazy, but because it meant that this was ok. Natural, even. I was going with it. It was not, however, something that I felt comfortable sharing with lots of people. I was raised as a Lutheran who went to church every Sunday, worshipped the Lord God, knew that Jesus died for my sins, and that if I lived a good and righteous life and accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior, I was guaranteed a spot in Heaven.
But there were things that I just couldnt explain. Things that were just not right. Not only with Christianity, but with the world in general. I've always been fascinated with Astronomy. The stars. the galaxy, the planets... The stars were my glitter and I was a kid with A.D.D. OHHHH SHINY!!!! But I wasn't so much into the physics of it so much as I just wanted to be there. We simply, I reasoned, can NOT be the only beings in the entire universe. We can't. Its simply irrational to think that we could. But WHERE were the others? Why can't we find them, nor them us? Or had they? Wouldn't the Government like, tell us? The United States Government is full of people who hold integrity as a core value. Right? I mean- this is the US Government we are talking about. We have some bad MF'ers in our corner. Some genuine all american badasses. What would they really be risking by saying "Yeah, Roswell happened. Deal with it, or deal with our thugs here." But I digress....
So anyhow... Im sure you all have heard the hype regarding the new movie 2012. Im not sure if it directly correlates to the conspiracy theorys surrounding the date 21 December 2012. But that date, too, has fascinated me in recent years. Will the world actually come to an end on 21 December 2012? As Human beings, will our race cease to continue? Well I just had to know. So I did a little digging via Yahoo seaches. My first result was a website that was all about conspiracy theories surrounding the date 21 December 2012. Truly scary, pee your pants type stuff. Apocalyptic visions, end of the world, kiss your ass goodbye stuff. Uh, no thanks. But something else caught my eye. Something that led me to another, completely different website called Project Camelot. Upon checking out this site, I was able to watch videos, read commentary on others' views on not only what might happen, but what has already happened, and things to be aware of. Still conspiracy theories one might say, but reliable information from verified sources. Having read some of the things that I have read on this site, as well as on sites linked from this one, I have to say- my life is forever changed. I will never ever view the world (past, present or future) in the same way. Whether this information is true or false, real or not, can only be left to speculation and for the reader to discern for themselves. And this website makes that very clear- you read it, you watch it, YOU decide whether you will believe it or not. Connect the pieces for yourself and make your own decisions. I have, as an individual who I like to believe to be smart and well educated, decided that yes- this information is not only good, solid information, but it sure does explain alot. I DO believe that we are not alone in this universe, and that we have been visited. I choose to believe it and I choose to do more research on it. I find it fascinating.
However, as the title of this post would indicate, the information that I've read has caused a crack of sorts in the very foundation of my self. Everything that I was taught to believe- the Earth being only a few thousand years old contrary to scientific findings, that we are not only alone in the universe, but are also the smartest folks around, and even the core of my religious beliefs have been shaken. Could religion really be a great social experiment? Am I really simply a pawn in a game much larger than I could ever imagine? I've been thinking alot these past few days, and the things that I have come to realize are this- We are not alone in this universe. It is too damn big, and Earth is too damn small. Religion and spirituality are not necesarily one and the same, but I fail to believe that Jesus Christ was not everything that I have been taught. I always have, and continue to, believe that he is my savior and gave the ultimate sacrifice for my sins. I will continue to live a good life and do good things in it- if not simply to die knowing that I did live a good life and did good things for good people in its duration. The world is changing rapidly- nuclear war is an ever growing threat and the world is full of unstable, irrational leaders (Hello, Kim Jong-Il!) armed with nuclear warheads. Whether or not the world will actually end, or our way of life will be drastically altered, I dont know. But I do know that I dont want to go through it with a closed mind.

Now if you've made it this far, Thank you. I really needed to get these things out in the open and release some of this info. Im not going to be heading off and joining a Kool Aid drinking cult, or wearing a hat made of foil and throw out my beloved Blackberry all in the sake of keeping my privacy private. But I will say this- I am changed both in my way of thinking, as well as in my day to day life. I have weird dreams and Im ok with that.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

June Phat Fiber Box!!!

2009-06-19T13:00:00.000-07:00

So.Much.AWESOMENESS!!!!!
The fiber:

The yarns:

THE SEACELL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want MORE!!!!!!!

The sparkly goodies and more awesomeness:

Octavius!

2009-06-18T19:31:00.000-07:00

Phat Pacific Octopus pattern now available in my etsy store! Rebeccamhill.etsy.com

Ventura Wrap

2009-06-17T22:29:00.000-07:00

Just off the 101 highway in Southern California is the sleepy beach town of Ventura. When I think of the beach, I think of Ventura. Balmy summer nights spent walking along the pier after a dinner at In-N-Out. I think of long walks on sandy shores at dusk when the slight breeze and setting sun make a light cover necessary. I think of lazing blissfully in the sun, soaking in every glorious moment.

This wrap envelopes every sentiment I love about Ventura- her simple beauty, warmth, and versatility. The 3 stitches are carried throughout the entire wrap so that you can knit this wrap without even thinking about it. It can be knit in any weight yarn, or with any fiber, and can go from casual to formal in an instant! You can lace ribbon up the sides and wear it as a long sleeved shrug! While the sample was knit using Red Heart Soft Yarn, this wrap will make a beautiful canvas to display a beautiful handspun or dyed yarn. I recommend yarns or fiber offered by Extreme Spinning- her yarns are gorgeous, the colors are saturated and organically dyed, and all fibers are from sustainable farms! You can find her shop at Extremespinning.etsy.com She has phenomenal yarn!!!

Materials:
250 Yards of Worsted weight yarn
Size US 17 Needles
Tapestry Needle
6’ of ribbon (if you plan to use as a shrug)

To determine length, measure your arm span from one wrist to the other, going across your back. If you don’t plan on wearing as a shrug, knit as long as you like!

Pattern:
Cast on 36 stitches
Row 1 and every following row: (K1, YO, K2tog) across
Once the wrap is knit to your desired length, bind off loosely.
Use the tapestry needle to weave in your ends.

To wear as a shrug, measure the length from your wrist to armpit.
Fold the shrug in half width-wise so that the long sides meet.
Take your arm measurement and, starting at the edge, measure towards the center of the shrug until you hit your measurement. Once you find it, pull a length of ribbon through eyelet on one side of the shrug to the other side. Like lacing up your shoes!
Continue until you reach the edge and tie in a bow.
Continue for other sleeve.

When Laura met Ysolda

2009-06-17T01:09:00.001-07:00

Nope, not a book- although it sounds like it would make a rather fascinating read! But rather it is the name I have bestowed upon my most recent FO- the Cloud Bolero by Ysolda. (Rav link only folks, sorry.. the website on which it could usually be found is not up.) The pattern, for all intents and purposes, is good. I've read the horror stories regarding the now infamous "Row 20", but miraculously I had no problems with said row. Not to say that my math is by any means superior, but hey- whatever, right? The pattern could have been written more clearly, and Ysolda herself has blogged that it wasn't the best written pattern (which therein sporred the Liesl pattern, which is nearly the same, but with so many more options and much more clearly written!), and I would have to agree. Its simply not. But if you take the time and have the patience, the end result is pretty sweet.

So how, you might ask, does Laura Chau come into all of this bolero/row 20/superior math business? Aside from actually BEING good friends with Ysolda (gasp! What?! You mean my bolero didn't bring them together after all?) I felt that the dark grey yarn made the bolero look a bit drab. Downright dreary one might say. Especially since right now sunny Southern California is not so sunny. We are in the midst of some nasty June gloom and by Golly I've had enough! Its June gosh darnit! Gimme some sunshine and flowers! No, Laura Chau is not my sunshine on a gloomy day, but she DID design a pattern called Poppy for Rememberance (Rav download only). I used this pattern to knit Violets for sweet baby Violet's birth announcements in February. I had one single, lonely Violet laying around and it seemed to scream at me- "Hey! Knitter Lady! Grab a safety pin and put me on that bolero! Dont look at me like Im crazy, just do it!" I oliged and do not regret it.

Dean meets Violet

2009-06-12T10:10:00.000-07:00

Dean came home for 2 weeks of leave from deployment! He is currently en route back to Japan, having just dropped him off at LAX. His visit was wonderful, he finally got to meet Violet, who is now 4 months old!

Behold- the very first picture of Dean and Violet:

This was taken in our living room at home, because when we FINALLY got to pick him up at the airport we were all so overwhelmed and exhausted that we just piled into the truck and drove the hour and a half home with Violet screaming her head off. As you can see, it was a looong drive:

She has become hopelessly smitten with her Daddy, and just like her big Brother and Sister, has him wrapped around her little fingers. And he sure is in love with her as well! He didn't want to let her go this morning. Of course, we didn't want to let him go either. But we all understand why he has to go, and I kept reminding the kids that Daddy was only home for a visit and will be home for good in a few more months. So it was a sad drive this morning to the airport, and as we were saying our goodbyes I got one final shot of the proud Daddy and the happy baby:

As I type this, Deans plane has just landed in San Fransisco and he is about to get on another plane to Japan. Please keep him in your thoughts today!

Preview Time!

2009-05-25T23:07:00.000-07:00

Just a quick preview of my contribution to the June Phat Fiber box:

It's a pattern for something pretty cute, so be on the lookout!

Swap on a Budget 4!!

2009-05-22T18:50:00.000-07:00

It came, It came!!! LOL My package for Swap on a Budget finally came! It was sent by Gretta and was stuffed to the brim full of goodies not only for ME but for the kiddos as well! Thank you so much, Gretta!!! Here's some pictures of the haul:

Phat Fiber May Box!!!

2009-05-22T18:37:00.000-07:00

I recieved my Phat Fiber box for May!!! I was so excited not only because I was a contributer, but because this was my very first box to recieve! Soooo many wonderful contributers in this box, I cant wait for next month! So here's the haul:

The Fiber:

The Yarn:The Extra Goodies:

My Blue-eyed Babes.

2009-05-17T17:39:00.001-07:00

Lainie: Dylan:
And Violet:

Three very good reasons to keep putting one foot in front of the other.

Socks? Me?

2009-05-13T23:52:00.000-07:00

Those who know me know that I live in flip flops. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. 365 days a year. I live in Southern California for gosh sakes- it's what we do. I don't wear socks- the feeling of cotton rubbing on my feet gives me goose bumps and turns my stomach. I physically can NOT tolerate it. So why then, pray tell, am I so heavily drawn to these (ravlink)? What is it about these socks that has me looking at sock yarn and thinking it's about time to cut my sock knitting teeth? Preita, what have you done?

Creation, & Revelation with Explaination

2009-05-09T21:27:00.000-07:00

Remember this post? Well, when Rebecca sent me that roving and spindle she could not have imagined the monster she was creating. A monster ravenous with lust of fiber, spindles and Kool Aide (yep, Kool Aide!) A monster who would subsequently produce this:

Yarn barf, you scoff? Perhaps. But it's my first yarn and I love it. And then there was this:

A little more delicious, a little less thick and thin. And finally:

My pride and joy- 10.5 yards of merino wool dyed with 2 packets of Black Cherry Kool Aide! I love it and am quite happy with the outcome!

Hey- remember this post? In which I declared I would be contributing to the May Phat Fiber box (SQUEE!!!)? Look for these in your May box:

My May Flowers stitch markers from my etsy shop. I hope you all enjoy them!!! And now for some revelation with explaination...

I've come to realize a few things in recent weeks. I thought I would share them with you in the hopes that you might be able to provide me with new perspective, perhaps. So here we go...

Revelation #1: Despite the fact that we live in tumultuous times with so much violence going on around the world, there are still plenty of people blessed to be living in suburban America who love to make themselves victims.

Explaination: My Mother was temporarily living with me for the past 3 weeks. The economy hit her hard causing her to loose her job and, therefore, her home. I had to ask her to leave as we rent as well and suspicions were being raised in my leasing office. Rather than be grown about the situation, she started going on about how she will have to live out of a hotel, and she cant find a job... All this as opposed to humbling herself and asking her brother or sister who both have extra rooms in their homes, and possibly applying for jobs that pay less than the $60,000 a year to which she has become accustomed. And what do I get for helping her out for the 3 weeks I was able to (not that I asked for, or expected, anything)? I got angry phone calls from my 3 sisters demanding to know why I had so crudely kicked my Mother out and said so many terrible things to her. Apparently, she had given each of my sisters a different version of the story- each one specifically tailored to each sisters weakness.

Revelation #2: I am madly in love with my Husband.

Explaination: Sometimes it is really easy to forget that.

Revelation #3: I should have written these down before starting this post.

Explaination: I had more to share, but forgot most of them.

Have a Beautiful day!

Im gonna be a phatty!!!

2009-04-24T10:45:00.000-07:00

Woooooo!!! Im going to be contributing some samples to the Phat Fiber boxes for May!!! More later!!!

Fresh Bite Scarflet

2009-04-21T21:22:00.000-07:00

A Twilight-inspired scarflet knit in white with blood red buttons. The cables and seed stitch, paired with the vampire bite eyelets, give this scarflet a uniquely sophisticated look that will leave even the most die hard Jacob fan wanting their own set of Vampire bites!

Materials:
Patons Classic Merino Wool (I used Winter White)
US 8 Straight Needles
Cable Needle
Tapestry Needle
Sewing needle with thread to match your yarn
4 buttons
Blocking pins

Pattern:
Cast on 30 stitches
Knit 4 rows of Seed Stitch (K1, P1) across.

Begin Pattern:
Row 1: K1, P1, K7, P3, K6, P3, K7, P1, K1
Row 2, 4, 6, 8: K1, P1, K1, P to last 3 sts, K1, P1, K1
Row 3: K1, P1, K7, P3, K1, YO, K2tog, K3, P3, K7, P1, K1
Row 5: K1, P1, K1, C6F, P3, K4, YO, K2tog, P3, C6F, K1, P1, K1
Row 7: K1, P1, K7, P3, K6, P3, K7, K1, P1, K1

Repeat the 8 rows to desired length minus 1/2" (1.3 cm) Sample shows pattern repeated 16 times for a total of 17 cable twists. END WITH ROW 8.

Next row: Beginning with a knit stitch, work in seed st across row.
Next row: Beginning with a purl stitch, work in seed st across row.
Next row: K1, YO, K2tog, (K1, P1) 3 times, K1, YO, K2tog, (K1, P1) 3 times, K1, YO, K2tog, (K1, P1) 3 times, K1, YO, K2tog
Next row: Beginning with a purl stitch, work in seed st across row.
Bind off.

Block the scarflet. Sew on the buttons along the edge of the scarflet in line with the button holes, using the photos as a guide.

...ahem...

2009-04-21T01:31:00.000-07:00

I miss my Husband.

Fly-by Blogging

2009-04-17T12:03:00.000-07:00

I havent knit in 2 days... the kids and I have been so sick for the past few days. Why cant people learn to stay home when they are sick instead of infecting everyone else with their ickys? Do you know how much fun it is to be taking care of a congested and crying 2 month old when your 5 year old wakes up screaming because his fever is making it uncomfortable to sleep? No? Thats because its no fun at all. In fact, its down right crappy. I keep staring longingly at my WIP sitting next to me on the end table- its a new pattern Im working on for a Twilight-inspired neck warmer/scaflet. But with 3 sick and crying kids and myself not feeling too hot, Im just not able to work on it right now.

Gretta's Bag

2009-04-16T20:46:00.001-07:00

Materials:
110 yards of Super bulky wool yarn (I used Cascade 109.)

US 15 needles

Tapestry needle

Fabric for lining

Thread to coordinate with the color of your yarn

Gauge: 5 sts and 7 rows= 2” (before felting)

Pattern:
CO 30 sts
Row 1: Knit

Row 2: Purl

Row 3: Knit

Row 4: Purl

Row 5: K5, CF12, K 13

Row 6: Purl

Row 7: Knit

Row 8: Purl

Row 9: Knit

Row 10: Purl

Repeat rows 1-10 5 times, for a total of 6 cable twists.

Bind off.

Fold the piece in half with the CO and BO edges together. Seam the sides closed, leaving the top open.

STRAP: (Shown with 1, but would be great with 2)

CO 10 sts

Work in Stockinette until piece measures 12”. BO.

FINISHING:

Felt the purse to desired felty-ness and block. Using coordinating thread, sew the strap to the purse body. Line the bag and strap if you so choose.

Bananas are my favorite. Migraines-not so much!

2009-03-19T15:09:00.001-07:00

A HUGE GINORMOUS THANK YOU to Melissa (Bananamigraine on Ravelry!) For the amazing package she sent to me!!! I had been a part of the Valetines swap with the Bad Knit Girls, but my original partner didnt send my package. So Melissa, being the fantastic person that she is, put together this kick ass package for me:

She sent me a pattern for a dishcloth with a heart on it, a pop up box for small knitting projects, yummy dove dark chocolates, a bar of what Im sure is going to be delicious dark chocolate, 2 lollipops for the offspring, a container of playdough for the offspring, a heart stamp, 3 bags of Cherry Vanilla flavored tea, baby leg warmers for Vi, and FOUR skeins of yarn- 2 skeins of Red Heart Heart and Sole (Colorway- Congo), a ball of Peaches and Creme (Red), and a hank of Lizard Toes sock yarn (Colorway- Irish Spring)!!! Thank you so much, Melissa- you are most definantly one Bad Knit Girl!

Spank (1 Jillion!)

Just your average blog post- Revisted!

2009-03-14T22:49:00.000-07:00

Yey Im back with pictures! Ok, so where to begin? First I'll start with a wonderful gift I recieved from another Rebecca (Women named Rebecca just seem to rock as a rule...) She sent me this drop spindle and roving:

Im going to try to teach myself to spin yarn and Im so excited! If anyone can recommend any online resources for learning to spin on a drop spindle that would be great. Im sure I could find some myself, but I love getting recommendations from people who have actually USED the resouces and can tell me if they are worth my time. So anyhow- THANK YOU REBECCA (knitsandspins on Ravelry!) for the wonderful Random Act of Kindness!!!!

And now, heres some photos of what else I got in the mail this past week:

This is just honest to goodness yarn porn right here. This is Dream in Color Smooshy (I truly love the name!) and the colorway is In Vino Veritas. Im mad at myself for only buying 1 skein, so I plan on purchasing another. Its so soft and the color is so rich- Im thinking its going to make a great summer shawl or wrap. For right now its sitting on the coffee table enjoying the consistent petting. And now.... the current WIP- the Best Friend Cardigan:

You know what? I hate this cardigan already. You see that ginormous black and white thing in the picture? Yeah... thats a needle. A size 17 needle. Its like knitting with a highlighter. Its not even the size 19 the pattern calls for. You see the notes under the knitting? Yeah... thats the pattern. Kinda. You see, the pattern is written so damn vaguely it practically requires you to read the designers mind. And since my super power is xray vision and not mindreading, well... you see my dilema. Anyhow, a few more days and this bad boy will be an FO so keep an eye out for the post!

Just your average blog post.

2009-03-14T00:23:00.001-07:00

Yeah, really nothing new to say. At least it seems that way since I havent uploaded the recent pictures onto my computer. LOL Today was mighty swell- I woke up and thats always nice. ;o) I didn't get any knitting done because I was trying desperately to figure out the pattern. I'll post more about that tomorrow though- with pictures. For some reason its just not as much fun without pictures! Picked up some more things for a care package for The Hubs. Kids threw fits. Swore up and down they love Daddy more than me. I bought them Icee's and we were cool again. Got a super freaking awesome package in the mail yesturday. And a super duper swell one in the mail the day before yesturday. Again- pictures tomorrow. I promise. Geez, I really need to get some sleep tonight! Check back tomorrow, y'all- there will be pics and a decent post!

There's a Hippo in my Cables!

2009-03-11T22:30:00.000-07:00

I finished this hat today! The pattern is called Hawk Hat. While I had a few other hats in my queue, this one drew me in big time- not only is it very punk rock, but it is designed by a local gal right here in Ventura County. How could I resist?

Like that Hippo stitch marker? Me too. You can find them and other amazing stitch markers at weeones.etsy.com I got a set of 4 from an awesome gal in Swap on a Budget 1 last year and I LOVE them. They're great quality and have held up through the abuse of my 2 year olds sneaky fingers. I have to admit its pretty great knitting with something this cute. And if you're reading this and like me ALOT- I like THESE alot!

Time, Sweet Time (and other goings on)

2009-03-11T21:02:00.000-07:00

Violet is nearing 6 weeks old now and I find it hard to believe that my baby has gone from this

to this

Still little and squishy and poopy and sleepy- but such a change! She is such a blessing and is so loved. She has even already had her first modeling gig!!! The little diva has been helping the good folks over at Arms Reach to better enhance one of their products- The Cocoon, and to help develop a new co sleeping product. We got to meet Dr. James McKenna, who heads the Mother-Infant Sleep Labratory at the University of Notre Dame. It's pretty interesting to see how the idea and practice of co-sleeping is taking off here in the US. We've co slept with all 3 of our kids now, and it's been so much easier what with breastfeeding, and getting much better (although not MUCH) sleep. Aaaaaaaanywayssssssss...

I finally got around to buying an outdoor toy for the kids! This is fantastic for SO many reasons- the kids get to work out their energy, I get to keep the house tidy, and we all get to go outside! Plus, I get to snap photos like this, of my Dad putting it together for me:

my girl Heather lending a hand:

And best of all- the kids enjoying it! (L to R: Lola, Heathers son Preston, Dylan and Dad!)

Life.Is.Good.

For the Record

2009-02-28T22:00:00.000-08:00

For the record:

I am NOT a single Mother. Yes, in a previous post, I had alluded to being uncomfortable in my new role as single mother. I am, however, NOT single. Im happily married. Not so happily raising our 3 kids while the Hubs is deployed.

My daughter is NOT named after a Coldplay song. Yes, her name is Violet Hill. Yes, Coldplay has a song titled Violet Hill. Yes, it is simply a coincidence.

Ok, sorry just had to set the record straight. Oh and hey! Today is the last day of February! 2 months down in this deployment!!!

My Sweet Winter Blossom

2009-02-16T23:08:00.000-08:00

I cant believe it, but Violet will be 2 weeks old tomorrow!!!! The past 2 weeks have been a crazy blurry haze of sleep depravation, diaper changes and nursing sessions. Im so in love with this squishy, adorable little girl and Dylan and Lola just cant get enough of her, either. It's hard to do it all without my Husband here, Im not going to lie, but somehow Im making it work. The Lord is really looking out for us. No signs of PPD, but it does seem like my symptoms of PTSD stemming from Lolas July accident are getting worse. I plan to seek counseling once Vi gets into more of a routine and I have more time to do so. But as for right now everything is manageable. So heres some recent pics of my sweet baby Violet Olivia!

Bartholomew

2009-02-14T13:53:00.001-08:00

New Knitting Pattern! Enjoy, and please do not misrepresent as your own design. Thanks!

Materials:
Size 5 dpns
Worsted Weight yarn (I used Caron Simply Soft in Mango)
Tapestry needle
Felt for eyes and teeth
Sewing needle and thread to sew eye and fangs to the face

DIRECTIONS:

BODY:

CO6 and divide
Row 1: (K1, M1, K1) around
Rows 2, 4,6,9, 10: Knit around
Row 3: (K1, M1, K1, M1, K1) around
Row 5: (K1, M1, K1, M1, K1, M1, K1, M1, K1) around
Row 7: (K2, M1, K5, M1, K2) around
Row 9: (K2, M1, K7, M1, K2) around
Row 11: (K2, M1, K9, M1, K2) around
Rows 12-25: Knit
Row 26: (K2tog, K11, ssk) around
Row 27: Knit around
Row 28: (K2tog, K9, ssk)
Row 29: Knit around
Row 30: (K2tog, K7, ssk)
Row 31-60: Knit around
At this point you should stuff the body
Row 61: (K2tog, K1) around
Row 62: (K2tog, K1) around
Row 63: (K2tog) around
Cut yarn and draw through remaining stitches.

LEGS

CO 16 and divide between 3 dpns
Rows 1-15: Knit around
Row 16: (KFB, K1) around
Row 17: Knit around
Row 18: (KFB, K2) around
Row 19-21: Knit around
Row 22: (K2tog, K2) around
Row 23: Knit around
Row 24: (K2tog, K1) around
Row 25: K2tog around
Break yarn and draw through remaining stitches.

ARMS:

CO 10 and divide between 3 dpns
Rows 1-10: Knit around
Row 11: (KFB, K1) around
Row 12: Knit around
Row 13: (KFB, K2) around
Rows 14-16: Knit around
Row 17: (K2tog, K2) around
Row 18: Knit around
Row 19: (K2tog, K1) around
Row 20: K2tog around
Break yarn and draw through remaining stitches.

Stuff the arms and legs to desired firmness, and using the pictures as a guide, sew the arms and legs to the body. Use the felt pieces to make desired number of eyes, and fangs and sew the pieces to the face.

Meet Violet!

2009-02-09T22:04:00.000-08:00

Violet Olivia Hill

born February 3, 2009 at 16:07

Life has been amazing ever since!

No Seriously... Chocolate Cannot Fix THIS.

2009-01-06T00:38:00.000-08:00

Im serious y'all- this is beyond Chocolate. Why yes, I DO have a quart of Chocolate ice cream in the freezer and I HAVE tried drowning my misery in it. Alas, here I am- 34 weeks pregnant, alone, and crabby. The Hubs is once again deployed to yet another civil war ravaged third world country trying desperately to make their lives and standard of living better. He is going to be putting new roofs on hospitals so that laboring women dont have to worry about acid rain dripping down on them. They will build new schools so that the children there can get educated and help to build a better future for said country. And do you know how the local war lords and guerillas will repay my Husband and his men? By shooting at them, attempting to kidnap them, and try to strike fear into them to get them to leave.

I am so uncomfortable that I just want to scream. I am uncomfortable in my role as single, pregnant Mom, uncomfortable in my new house, uncomfortable with the impending change, uncomfortable knowing the situation that my Husband is in, and mostly just uncomfortable in my own skin. Yes, we moved AGAIN last month. To a bigger house (4 bed, 3 bath, and a garage) on the other side of town to another Naval base. I hate moving. And now I find myself nesting which only makes it all so much worse. I mean really- if ever there was a time when a gut wrenching, from-the-bowels scream was appropriate- now would be the time.

All of that being said, I am exhausted. I know that I havent updated in a while and I swear to the Good Lord above that I will do so more diligently in the coming months.

Have a Beautiful Day!
XOXO,
Becca

You dont say...

2008-11-10T13:31:00.000-08:00

I came across this article a few days ago and I couldn't seem to get it out of my head:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081107/sc_livescience/steamymagazinesmakemenfeelasbadaswomen

I mean, go figure. After years- decades, even!- of women dealing with negative body image and self esteem issues after watching their Husbands, boyfriends, even Fathers peruse excitedly through page after page of gorgeous, perfectly airbrushed beautiful women- its come to light that now men are beginning to exhibit self esteem problems as well. This is not to say that I am excited about this- for ANYONE, male or female, to have self esteem issues or a negative body image as a result of these photos is terrible. We are comparing ourselves to something that is not only unrealistic, but is simply not real at all. While yes, these women are gorgeous and have beautiful skin tones and are very photogenic, they do have cellulite, blemishes and probably a cup worth less of cleavage than the photo depicts. But you will never see these things because they are not aesthetically pleasing to a large portion of their intended audience. To see these things in the photos would mean that these women are REAL. And to be real they would be ATTAINABLE. They would have stubbly legs between shavings and a piece of pepper stuck between their teeth, and morning breath first thing in the morning. Their stretch marks from their 2 pregnancies would be prevalent and their hair would not be shellaced down to prevent fly aways during a beach shot. With the layers upon layers of makeup removed from their faces you would see that they too have a sprinkling of freckles across their nose, and that their chin breaks our worse than your own. You would see reality. When did reality become so negative?

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

My Readers ROCK Contest!

2008-11-08T10:04:00.000-08:00

You! Yes, YOU!!! You rock! Even if this is the first time you've ever visited my blog or even if you check back every day (sometimes twice!) to see if my lazy butt has posted anything new- YOU ROCK! And as proof of said rock-ness (?) Im sharing 2 pictures that were sent to me this week by 2 of my readers who have knit up some of my patterns.

First of all I recieved a photo of one readers rendition of Tattooed Tommy. Her name is Raquelle:

And then I recieved this photo from another reader who used my Basic Cabled Coffee Wrap pattern to knit these:

So seeing these pictures of projects knit from my patterns has inspired me to do another contest! Since I will be moving again at the end of the month, I will be closing this contest on Friday December 5th!!! To enter the contest, simply send me a picture of anything that you have knit from ANY of my patterns at partiesbyrebecca at yahoo dot com and you will get one entry for each pattern that you use. For example, if you send me a picture of a Mad Faced Mikey, you will get one entry. If you send me a picture of a Mad Faced Mikey, a Tattooed Tommy and Eve's Pasties, you will get 3 entries! All of my patterns (listed on the side bar of the blog) are eligible for this contest so get to knitting!

Oh yes and prizes..... well, prizes to be determined at this point, but they will be pretty great!

Tiny Turtle Tot!

2008-10-20T23:23:00.000-07:00

It just keeps getting cuter and cuter! Introducing a tiny turtle tot:

This is starting to border on nauseatingly cute! This was knit up in about 2.5 hours and not only was it quick, it was fun! I just kept thinking about all the color possibilities and how quickly I could burn through my largely acrylic stash just knitting these little guys up- building my own little tiny turtle army!

Sheldon!

2008-10-19T16:36:00.000-07:00

Oh my God, how cute is this little guy?! I've had him in my Ravelry queue for freaking ever and decided to knit him up for my friend Laurens baby shower next weekend! He knit up suprisingly quick- 4 days in all from cast on to finish. I normally dont mind the finishing details, but darn the finishing on this project was pretty tedious. It called for applied i-cord which I LOATE. After 4 failed attempts at it, I decided instead to just seam the shell attachment panel to the shell and knit the i-cord seperately and seam it onto the shell afterwards. The eyes are made of felt- since it's going to an infant I was leery of using even safety eyes. Not that I can find them around here anyways. I also knit my Sheldon in worsted weight yarn rather than the sport weight which I believe it called for. So I also increased my needle sizes up a size from size 4 dpns to size 5, and size 5 straight to size 6 straight. Overall I really liked knitting this little guy up and plan on making quite a few more in the coming months!

In other news, not much is going on. We've decided on a name for the baby but have also decided that we wont be telling anyone. Sorry. Or reasoning is pretty simple though. Imagine you are sitting in a room with all of your family and friends and you drop the name bomb right then and there. Half of the room will love it, and half will hate it. Those that love it will tell you so and will likely leave it at that. Those that hate it will tell you so and will give you 500 reasons as to why you shouldn't give your baby that name. However, if you dont tell anyone and instead wait until that cute little squishy faced baby is looking up at them to tell them the baby's name, no one is going to look at that baby in all its squishy goodness and say "Well thats a stupid name to give your baby." No- they're going to say "Awwww so cute!" or "Awwww she just pooped- back to Mommy!" But we assure you- its an adorable, not very common name. And I assure you also- if you dont like it, I dont care. :o)

Have a Beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Holiday Doll Pattern

2008-10-12T13:40:00.000-07:00

Holiday Doll

By Rebecca Hill

This doll is a SUPER QUICK knit, making it a perfect last minute Holiday gift!!! Enjoy! If you knit this, please send me a picture or upload them to your Ravelry notebook!

THIS PATTERN IS MEANT FOR YOUR PERSONAL USE AND NOT TO BE SOLD OR TO BE REPRESENTED AS YOUR OWN WORK!

Materials:
Size 5 dpns
Patons Brilliant- Radiant Red
Classic Elite Premier- White
Rowan Handknit Cotton- Lightish Blue and small amount of Black
Cardboard circle cut to 2.5" diameter (for base stability)
Yarn needle
Polyfil stuffing stuff

Pattern:
CO 6 and divide between 3 dpns
Rows 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11- Knit all sts
Row 2- Kfb around (12 sts)
Row 4- (kfb, k1) around (18 sts)
Row 6- (kfb, k1) around (27 sts)
Row 8- (kfb, k2) around (36 sts)
Row 10- (kfb, k1) around (54 sts)
Row 12- (kfb, k16) around (60 sts)
Row 13-27- K
AT THIS POINT, PLACE THE CARDBOARD CIRCLE IN THE BASE
Row 28- (k2tog, k16, k2tog) around (54 sts)
Row 29- (k2tog, k14, k2tog) around (48 sts)
Row 30- (k2tog, k12, k2tog) around (42 sts)
Row 31- (k2tog, k10, k2tog) around (36 sts)
Row 32- (k2tog, k8, k2tog) around (30 sts)
Row 33-40- K
STUFF THE BODY AND SWITCH TO THE SKIN COLOR
Row 41-43- K
Row 44- (k2tog, k6, k2tog) around (24 sts)
Row 45- K2 tog around (12 sts)
Row 46-48- K
Row 49- Kfb around (24 sts)
Row 50- K
Row 51- (kfb, k1) around (36 sts)
Row 52-56- K
Row 57- K2tog around (18 sts)
STUFF NECK AND HEAD
Row 58-K2tog around (9 sts)
Break yarn and draw through remaining stitches. Fasten securely.

HAIR-
You can pretty much do the hair however you prefer. This was the first time I'd done doll hair like this, and I dont really recommend it. I wrapped the yarn around a small book several times, and broke the yarn. I cut the ends on each side (the "loops") and sewed right down the middle to attach it to the dolls head.

FACIAL FEATURES-
Again, this is something you can do however you prefer.

ARMS-
CO 6 sts. Using I-cord method, work until piece measures 3 inches, or to your desired length. Cut yarn and draw through remaining sts, fastening securely. Attach them to the dolls body just above the dress/skin line.

Any questions, please feel free to send me an email at partiesbyrebecca at yahoo dot com!

XOXO,
Becca

Ohhhh Baby.

2008-10-07T13:15:00.001-07:00

Im a Happy Knitter!

2008-10-06T21:39:00.000-07:00

So my Husband gets his yearly installment of his SRB, and what do I get for supporting his Naval career? Yarn! My Husband really knows the way to my heart! Check out my weekend finds:

2 Skeins of Patons Classic Wool in Taupe, and 1 in Winter white which is going to be used to make a Domokun backpack for Dylan for Christmas, 2 skeins of Classic Elite Premier in an offwhite color for a new pattern Im currently working on, and 2 skeins of Rowan Handknit dk Cotton in a light blue and black. Sooooo soft!!! Oh, and whats that you see in the back? That would be my highly coveted copy of Naughty Needles by Nikol Lohr!

So new pattern coming soon!!!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

This is a Public Service Announcement.

2008-10-02T23:22:00.000-07:00

My belly is growing and swelling and you may not touch it. In the instant that your hand comes in contact with my baby bump, I will smack your hand. I will not brush you lightly away- I will smack your hand. You wouldn't touch my belly when I am not pregnant and you can not invade my space by touching it now. If I dont let you touch my belly when I am not pregnant, why on Earth would I allow you to touch it knowing the wonder that I carry within it now? Just because you saw my Husband touch it does not mean that you can give it a pet. Hell- his touch is what started me getting pregnant in the first place. Last warning- HANDS OFF THE BELLY.

This has been a public service announcement.

An open letter to my Dearest Uncle Sam

2008-10-01T22:40:00.000-07:00

Dear Uncle Sam,

I'm having trouble making my ends meet. Please send $700 billion dollars to my home address at your soonest convenience. Before you scoff at my request, please- allow me to explain myself.

You see, my Husband works hard. He serves in the US Navy. YOUR Armed Forces. He has sworn to protect this great country, and to do all that he can to ensure our American way of life can remain intact. He leaves before sunrise and comes home around sunset. I stay home and care for our young children. While I understand that I could get a job to help contribute to our families income, it simply doesn't make sense for our family- to get a job we need daycare, to pay for daycare I need a job. Do you see the vicious cycle? All things considered, most jobs for which I am qualified would barely cover childcare as it is.

We pay our bills, though once the bills are payed there is little money left for anything else. The "Date nights" that my Husband and I now share include taking in a free movie on base- but only on nights which my Husbands friends are working who will hook us up with free popcorn and soda. There are many times when we find ourselves deciding which bill is the most important, and which can we stretch until the next payday. We are not deep in debt, although there have been many times recently in which we felt we were drowning in it. We have one credit card between the two of us, no mortgage, a truck payment, and child support.

So in conclusion, Uncle Sam, I have heard quite a few stories in the past week about you being quite generous with your pocketbook- really helping out those in need. So I ask again- please send $700,000,000,000 to my home address at your soonest convenience.

All our best!
Becca H.

PS- Hope to see you at Christmas!

WIP it good!

2008-09-25T09:56:00.001-07:00

I've started a new project! Im knitting Wisp from Knittys Summer 2007 issue. Im knitting with Rowan Kidsilk Haze which is a lace weight yarn.

Geez, I swear its like knitting with sewing thread! Its so thin!!! The thinnest yarn I had used prior to this was some Lornas Laces sock weight yarn, so this is scary for me! I tend to have a pretty tight gauge as it is, so Im constantly scared to death that Im going to tear the yarn, which would really suck considering how expensive this yarn is! The really upsetting part is that I already dropped 2 stitches in the first set of fishnet lace. I tried frogging it, but frogging this yarn is damn near impossible as it is mohair. So I guess its just something Im going to have to fix once Im finished. I have a pretty good idea on how to make it far less noticeable. I guess thats about it for now!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

I must say...

2008-09-23T13:32:00.000-07:00

There is something to be said for a Naval Command when you go to an FRG meeting during a homeport and not only does your Husbands Master Chief sit down next to you and play a makeshift game of air hockey with a stuffed jellyfish with your 1 and 4 year old, but then your Husbands Captain sits down next to you and does the best damn Leon Phelps- The Ladies Man impression you have EVER heard! ("Hey sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?") And then, just to top the night off, the President of the FRG introduces you as one of the new Command Ombudsman. Yes, there is something to be said for a Naval Command who not only has some of the most down to earth upper chain of command, but also has an upper chain of command that thinks you are so educated in the Navy Spouse way of life that they appoint you as an Ombudsman. OHHRAH NMCB-40!

I Am... A meme from Tricia

2008-09-18T13:27:00.001-07:00

Got this from Tricia over at My Pure Chaos:

I AM ... a Mom, A Wife, a Daughter, A sister, A friend, overly concerned with the future.

I WANT... something good to happen.

I HAVE...a serious addiction to knitting.

I WISH I COULD ...cut myself some slack.

I HATE ... that things are not working out the way I want them to.

I THINK... that my kids are the greatest kids ever.

I FEAR ... something happening to my Husband and kids.

I HEAR ... alot of ugliness lately.

I SEARCH ... for my sanity. Have you seen it?

I DON'T THINK ... I like California anymore.

I REGRET ... nothing.

I LOVE ... my family.

I ACHE FOR ... less aches.

I ALWAYS CRY ... because I am pregnant and hormonal.

I AM NOT ... giving up.

I SING ... though others wish I wouldnt.

I NEVER ... back down from a fight.

I RARELY ... do things for myself.

I CRY WHEN I WATCH ... my kids being sweet together.

I AM NOT ALWAYS ... as tough as I come across.

I HATE THAT ... he's always gone.

I'M CONFUSED ABOUT ... the future.

I NEED ... to focus on right now.

I SHOULD ... learn to forgive.

You're up.

A knitting blog?! WHAT?!

2008-09-16T20:38:00.000-07:00

Ok, seriously now- I SWEAR!!! I never intended for this blog to be focused solely on knitting!!! It's just seemed to consume my life- you know, the little bit of life I have once the kids are in bed. Its peaceful and peace is a dire necessity these days. In other news, Im now 18 weeks pregnant. We should find out Oct 6th the sex, which will rock because I really need to feel some sort of connection to this baby. So far all I feel is sick. Yep- morning sickness is still going strong. Hormones are a bitch. Deans hoping for another girl, Im hoping for... hell... I really dont know. I suppose Im really just hoping for health. The whole 10 fingers, 10 toes thing.
I've also recently lost someone whom I thought was a pretty good friend. Long story short- military friendships are finicky. And someone you think is a good friend, someone you find comfort in confiding to, can pull that wool pretty far over your eyes. And that totally wasnt a reference to knitting.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Luxe Leftovers Coffee Cozy

2008-09-16T09:43:00.000-07:00

Luxe Leftovers Coffee Cozy

By Rebecca Hill

The inspiration for this coffee cozy came from the leftover Noro I had from making the Calorimetry. It was too beautiful to just let it sit in the bottom of my project bag or stash, and it was just getting to the good part- the GREEN part!!! I love how this yarn is varigated- its the first varigated yarn I've used and have been very pleased with the results. Because it is adjustable, you can use it with your favorite coffee cup at home, OR with the disposable cups at your favorite coffee house! If you knit this, please send me a picture or upload them to your Ravelry notebook!

THIS PATTERN IS MEANT FOR YOUR PERSONAL USE AND NOT TO BE SOLD OR TO BE REPRESENTED AS YOUR OWN WORK!

Materials:

Any Aran or Worsted weight yarn (I used the luxurious Noro Cash Island)

Size 6 straight needles

3 Buttons

Sewing needle

Thread

Rust Proof blocking pins (optional)

Directions:

CO 20

K in Stockinette st until the piece measures 8"

Next Row: BO 5, K to end

(10 stitches remain)

Starting with a K row, K 2 rows stockinette stitch

*Next Row: K 3, BO 4, K 3

Next Row: P 3, CO 4 using Cable Cast on method, P 3K 10 rows stockinette st*

Repeat from * to * twice, but on the second repeat, instead of knitting 10 rows st st, only k 2 rows st st.

BO.

If you used an animal fiber, you can block your cozy to make it prettier if desired. Once you're ready to attach your buttons, simply lay the buttonholes across the part of the fabric where the buttons will be to figure out the proper placement for the buttons.

Have a Beautiful day!

XOXO,

Becca

Calori-what?

2008-09-10T23:26:00.000-07:00

Calorimetry! I've finished my Calorimetry (um, a while ago... me=bad blogger) and here it is:

I've had a baaaad baaaad week. More on that later.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

A dream is a wish your heart makes...

2008-08-28T21:18:00.000-07:00

When you're winding yarn.

I could REALLY use a ball winder and possibly a swift right about now. Its funny how you dont really think about it until you find yourself sitting in the middle of the dining room floor winding a hank of Noro around your thumb!

This is the Noro sent to me in the recent swap I posted about HERE. I love it and am really excited to start knitting up a Calorimetry here shortly. I just finished knitting Elisas Nest Tote this afternoon and am already finding myself yearning for the needles! I have no WIPs!!! ACK!!! Heres how the tote came out- I ended up giving it to my Mom:

Well, at least my Noro is nicely wound into a semi-circular ball and is ready to go on that calorimetry!!!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Eve's Pasties

2008-08-21T21:28:00.001-07:00

Eve's Pasties

By Rebecca Hill

These pasties were made for the Pastied Ladies Flora and Fauna pastie swap on Ravelry! I had seen some pretty cute leaf patterns on some other sites, but I really wanted something original for my swap partner! They are felted and lined, but you could certainly make a pair without felting them, or felting them lightly for a different, more "leafy" texture. Enjoy!

THIS PATTERN IS MEANT FOR YOUR PERSONAL USE AND NOT TO BE SOLD OR TO BE REPRESENTED AS YOUR OWN WORK!

I would love to see a picture of your finished project, so feel free to post them here, or post them to your Ravelry notebook! :o)

Materials:

Size 11 straight needles
Patons Classic Merino Wool in Leaf Green (or similar feltable yarn) HELD DOUBLE STRANDED!
Fabric for lining (optional)
Thread for sewing lining to back (optional)
Buttons (optional)
Rust proof blocking pins

Directions:
With 2 strands of the wool:
CO 2
Row 1: K across
Row 2: P across
Row 3: kfb, kfb
Row 4: P across
Row 5: kfb, k2, kfb
Row 6: P across
Row 7: kfb, k4, kfb
Row 8: P across
Row 9: kfb, k6, kfb
Row 10: P across
Row 11: kfb, k8, kfb
Row 12: P across
Row 13: K across
Row 14: P across
Row 15: ssk, k8, k2tog
Row 16: P across
Row 17: ssk, k6, k2tog
Row 18: P across
Row 19: ssk, ssk, k2tog, k2tog
Row 20: P across
Row 21: ssk, k2tog
Row 22: P across
Row 23: K across
Row 24: P across
Row 25: K across
Row 26: P across
BO remaining stitches.

Your pasties will look like this prior to felting:

I used the tutorial HERE to learn to felt, for those of you who have never felted before. This is an excellent tutorial- very well written and easy to understand!

So now at this point, if you choose to felt your leaves go ahead and do so.
Use your rust proof blocking pins when your leaves are felted to your desired level of felty goodness. You may have to pull and stretch your leaves a bit to get your desired shape, but its all in the name of some sexy boobie coverings, I promise!

Once your pasties are dry, you might want to line them as well. Here are mine lined, with a nice leafy fabric, of course:

And now, my dears, you have some sexy, original, leafy pasties that even Eve herself would be jealous of! Enjoy!!!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Elvis the Owl

2008-08-03T13:36:00.000-07:00

Elvis the Owl

By Rebecca Hill

The idea for Elvis the owl was derived a few months ago when I decided to join the Hogwarts Sock Kit Swap 5. Unfortunantly my stay at Hogwarts was unexpectedly cut short due to our move, but I still needed my darling Elvis to get my letters off to my new friends quickly and efficiently! Elvis sat at the bottom of my project bag for 2 months before I finally remembered to buy felt to finish up his facial features! But here he is today making his internet debut! Enjoy!

THIS PATTERN IS INTENDED FOR YOUR PERSONAL USE ONLY AND MAY NOT BE USED FOR SALE, OR FOR YOU TO CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN. I would love to see a picture of your finished project, so feel free to post them here, or post them to your Ravelry notebook! :o)

Materials:

Brown yarn (acrylic or wool, either is fine- mine is acrylic)
Orange yarn for the feet
Small amounts of whatever color yarn you want to use for the scarf
Small amounts of white, black, and orange felt
Thread to attach the felt pieces
Yarn needle
Tapestry needle
Craft scissors
Size 5 DPN's
Size 5 straight needles

Directions:

Head & Body:
With size 5 dpns, CO 6 sts. PM.
Row 1: KFB around (12 sts)
Row 2: K around
Row 3: KFB around (24 sts)
Row 4: K around
Row 5: *KFB, K1* repeat around (36 sts)
Row 6: K around
Row 7-20: K all sts
Row 21: (K1, ssk twice, K2, K2tog twice, K1) around (24 sts)
Row 22: (K1, ssk, K2, K2tog, K1) around (18 sts)
Row 23:(K1, ssk, K2tog, K1) around (12 sts)
At this point, stuff the head nice and firmly.
Row 24: (ssk, K2tog) around (6 sts)
Row 25: K around
Row 26: KFB around (12 sts)
Row 27: KFB around (24 sts)
Row 28: KFB around (48 sts)
Row 29: K around
Row 30-49: K around
Row 50: K2tog around (24 sts)
Row 51: K around
Row 52: K2tog around (12 sts)
Row 53: K around
Row 54: K2tog around (6 sts)
Break yarn and pull through remaining stitches. Fasten tightly and secure.

Wings:
Wing 1: CO 10 sts
*Row 1: K all sts
Row 2: P2tog, P to end*
Repeat rows 1 and 2 to 5 sts. BO.

Wing 2: CO 10 sts
*Row 1: P all sts
Row 2: K2tog, K to end*
Repeat rows 1 and 2 to 5 sts. BO.

Feet: (Make 2)
CO 1
Row 1: KFB
Row 2: P
Row 3: KFB twice
Row 4: P
*Row 5: KFB, K to last st, KFB
Row 6: P*
Repeat rows 5 & 6 to 8 sts
Next Row: (starting 1st talon)K3, turn
Next Row: P2tog, P1
Next Row: K2tog, turn
Next Row: P2tog
Next Row: BO1, Cut yarn and draw through.
Next Row: (starting 2nd talon)K2, turn
Next Row: P2 turn
Next Row: K2, turn
Next Row: P2, turn
Next Row: Draw yarn through remaining sts.
Next Row: (starting 3rd talon) K3, turn
Next Row: P1, P2tog
Next Row: K2, turn
Next Row: P2tog
Next row: BO1, cut yarn, draw through remaining sts.

Ears: (Make 2)
CO 4 sts
Row 1: K around
Row 2: P around
Row 3: K2tog twice
Row 4: P across
Row 5: K2tog
Cut yarn and draw through last st.

Scarf:
CO 6
Knit to desired length
BO

For eyes and beak, use small amounts of felt and attach to the facial area using coordinating thread colors.

Attach the feet, ears, and wings to the body of the owl, slip on the scarf, and send me a picture of your new little owlette!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Never more Blessed.

2008-07-27T20:40:00.000-07:00

Wednesday the 23rd was the worst day of my life. We almost lost our daughter to an accident that I could have prevented by just throwing something away. The past 5 days have been a blur of hospital rooms, people having to remind me that I am a good Mom, and praying to God that he would take myself rather than my daughter. Now that we are home from the hospital, I cant shake the fear that at any minute, for any reason whatsoever, I could lose one or both of my kids. I cant get past this fear and it scares me to death. But I have to keep reminding myself that for right now, in this minute, I am the Mother to two of the most amazing, wonderful, kind hearted kids in the world, and I have never been more blessed than I am right now in this moment.

Have a Beautiful Day.
XOXO,
Becca

Happiness in a Box a'la Noeller67

2008-07-21T21:35:00.000-07:00

I would like to thank my Swap on a Budget spoiler Noeller67 on Ravelry for the wonderful swap package that she sent to me! Here is a picture:

Included in the wonderful box o happiness is- 2 skeins of Noro (which Ive never tried), a bottle of chocolate/amber scented lotion from Bath and Body Works, a peppermint lip gloss to help with the Morning sickness, a bag full of chicago made candy, 4 different flavored teas, post it notes, and to go with the baby Lemondrop theme 2 lemonhead pencils, and a bag of lemonheads, PLUS her handmade item was a lemon baby hat!!! Im so happy and touched by her thoughtfulness put into this package!!! Thank you so much, Noelle!!

Have a Beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Fin.

2008-07-17T22:00:00.001-07:00

This is the Ribbed Lace Bolero that I just finished about a week and a half ago. Im SO glad to have it done. Its much more beautiful and comfy than I figured it would be, though I did mess up a row on the back.

Sleeves:

The back with the wonky row:

Daaaayyyyummmm...

2008-07-17T21:47:00.000-07:00

This morning sickness is kicking my butt BIG TIME. I was absolutely expecting it- what pregnant woman honestly believes she will get through the first trimester completely unscathed? When I was pregnant with Dylan, it wasnt so bad- BAD, but not THAT bad, you know? With Lola I was miserable, lost 55 pounds in the first 18 weeks, and was diagosed with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. In the emergency room once a week getting pumped full of fluids and given medications and pottassium replacement IVs. I actually ended up getting admitted to the hospital for 4 days while the docs tried to find a treatment for my hyperemesis. With both of my babies that I lost to miscarriage I never had to deal with it as those pregnancies never progressed that far. This pregnancy has been similar to my pregnancy with Lola- already Ive been in the ER once for fluids and meds! But thankfully I know the right combo of drugs and vitamins to keep myself from being sick all day everyday again.

Tomorrow is my first OB appointment and I am quite excited. Not so excited about the doctor getting all familiar with my lady parts again, but excited in that I might get to hear Lemondrops heartbeat. Oh- Lemondrop is the nickname that Dylan has given to the baby. He thinks that everything- even an unborn, unnamed child- MUST have a name. So lemondrop it is. Unfortunantly Dean wont be able to be there for the appointment. Hes out on a 4 day fishing trip with my Dad. Not that he would be able to go anyways, it seems that the more kidlets you produce, the less chance the Dad has to attend all the Drs appointments with you.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Oh, Baby.

2008-07-08T21:57:00.000-07:00

Its official- Im pregnant with baby #5! After being blessed with 2 angels in heaven and 2 angels here on Earth, The Lord has decided to entrust my Husband and I with another new life. This comes as a HUGE shock to us, as this baby was concieved on birth control (the Pill), but now that the initial shock has worn off, we find ourselves getting a bit excited about the prospect of being parents again. I am approximately 8 weeks along according to my best guess, but as I was on the pill and my periods have always been a bit wonky, Im really not sure. Hopefully Tricare will get their shit together over in Managed Care and get me my referral to an OB. If my dates are right, Le Bebe should be born around February 12, 2009. About 1 month after my Husband deploys again. Wonderful.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

The "Have You Knit Me?" Contest!

2008-06-18T13:34:00.001-07:00

Ok well, not ME per se, but have you knit any of my patterns? If so- I wanna see em! If you have knit ANY of my patterns (List is to the right of this posting) send a picture to partiesbyrebecca@yahoo.com and any comments on the project or pattern. The winner will win a set of handmade (by me!) stitch markers!

Winner will be announced Friday July 11th, so even if you HAVENT knit one of my patterns yet, you still have time!!! Get those pics in soon!

Have a Beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Mmmmm, Delicioso!

2008-06-13T13:02:00.001-07:00

So last night I thought it would be a special treat to make Berry Shortcakes for dessert. They turned out sooo good! I made a raspberry sauce to pour over the shortcakes and berries by mixing a 1/4 cup granulated sugar and a 1/4 cup of water in a saucepan over medium heat until the sugar was disolved. Then I let it boil for 3 minutes and let it cool for about 10 minutes. I mashed up about 4 oz of rasperries and poured the sugar syrup over them and mixed it all up. Heres how the sauce looked:

And heres the finished shortcakes:

Fresh berries really are one of the greatest things about living in Southern California!

Have a Beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Dirty Martini Olive Pasties

2008-06-11T13:53:00.001-07:00

Dirty Martini Olive Pasties

A perfect pastie pattern for those who like their martinis extra dirty!

Dirty Martini Olive Pasties
By Rebecca Hill

Materials:

Patons Classic Wool (Green)
Patons Brilliant (Radiant Red)
Scraps (at least 3 yards) of light brown yarn
Size 3 DPNs
Tapestry Needle
Crochet Hook (optional, to pull the toothpick through olive)

Directions:

With size 3 dpns, CO 48 sts.
Divide stitches by placing 16 sts on each of 3 needles.
K first round and place marker to indicate the end of a round.
Round 1: Knit around
Round 2: (K2, ssk, K8, k2tog, K2) around
Round 3:Knit around
Round 4: (K2, ssk, k6, k2tog, k2) around
Round 5: Knit around
Round 6: (K2, ssk, k4, k2tog, k2) around
Round 7:Knit around
Round 8: (K2, ssk, k2, k2tog, k2) around
Round 9: Knit around
Round 10: (K2, ssk, k2tog, k2) around
Round 11: Switch to red, knit around
Round 12: (K1, ssk, K2tog, k1) around
Round 13: K2tog aroundBreak yarn and pull through remaining sts. Secure tightly.

To knit the toothpick:
Using 2 size 3 dpns, CO 2 sts. Work in 1-cord until toothpick is desired length. (I knit mine to about 4” and this seemed to work really well) Use the crochet hook to pull the toothpick ends from the back of the olive through to the front, as shown.

Lining:
Cut a circle of the fabric about ½” wider than the diameter of your olive. Cut a triangle out of the fabric (using this tutorial) and fold the extra ½” so that it sits under the lining. Using the sewing needle and thread, sew the fabric onto the back of the olive body.

Now send me a picture- I would love to see what you do!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Succulent Cherry Pasties

2008-06-06T22:28:00.000-07:00

Succulent Cherry Pasties

I designed these for fellow Raveler Knitpixy for the Knit Girls Pastie Swap. They looked FABULOUS on her, and they will on you or your favorite Knit Girl as well! These were made for the small size (Nipples with a 1” diameter), but if someone out there is willing to help write directions for a medium and larger sizes, I would greatly appreciate it! If you do knit these, I would love to see a picture of it, or if you are on Ravelry, add it to your notebook!

Succulent Cherry Pasties
By Rebecca Hill

Materials:
Size 3 DPNS
Patons Brilliant Yarn (Radiant Red) or similar yarn
Scraps of green yarn (I used scraps of Patons Classic Wool)
Tapestry Needle
Sewing Needle
Fabric for lining the pastie
Thread for lining the pastie

Directions:
CO 42 sts and divide among the size 3 dpns. Knit the first row and place a marker after the last stitch to indicate the end of a round.
Rnd 2: (K1, ssk, K8, K2tog, K1) around.
Rnd 3: K
Rnd 4: (K1, ssk, K6, K2tog, K1) around.
Rnd 5: K
Rnd 6: (K1, ssk, K4, K2tog, K1) around.
Rnd 7: K
Rnd 8: (K1, ssk, K2, K2tog, K1) around.
Rnd 9: K
Rnd 10: (K1, ssk, K2tog, k1) around.
Rnd 11: K
Rnd 12: (ssk, k2tog) around.
Cut the yarn and draw through the remaining stitches and secure tightly.
Stem:
Using 2 size 3 dpns, CO 3 stitches and work in I-cord until the stem is your desired length. Mine ended up being about 3”. Cut the yarn and draw through the stitches and secure end. You can use scraps of the yarn used to make the cherries to sew the stem to the cherry body.
Lining:
Cut a circle of the fabric about ½” wider than the diameter of your cherry. Cut a triangle out of the fabric (using this tutorial) and fold the extra ½” so that it sits under the lining. Using the sewing needle and thread, sew the fabric onto the back of the cherry body.

Oh how I've missed you.

2008-06-06T22:06:00.000-07:00

I am so happy to announce that we were finally MOVED to a new house!!! (Hence, why I have not been online for so long.) We moved toward the end of last month and have been enjoying the spoils that our new, mold-free and non cracked foundation home has been able of offer us. Neighbors! And good neighbors at that! At our old house, we lived on the corner of an intersection as the end of a townhouse unit. We never saw the neighbors we shared a wall with because, technically, they lived on another street. And we spoke only sometimes with our other neighbors. Since the day we moved in, we have been on great terms with our neighbors and they are all so nice! The kind you go over to borrow a cup of sugar from and end up staying for a beer. Truly- they are wonderful people. Another plus of our new home- A Laundry ROOM! No more bi-fold doors and the innate fear that my daughter will stick her fingers in the fold while I am closing the doors! We have a nice, big, open kitchen! And it is BRIGHT! Our old kitchen was tiny and dark with a prime view of my neighbors fence. Although we did loose out on storage, we are much happier. My Husband, pack rat royale, has sooooo many tools he could moonlight as a tool rental. Half of my laundry room has been devoted to storage of his tools, and most of our backyard has as well. But we are happy, healthy, and loving our new home.

And just when it seems that all is finally going right, my son broke his arm this morning at preschool. What appalls me most of all though, is that neither of his 2 teachers saw it happen. Apparently some of the 12 kids in the class were riding the tricycles and my son got t-boned by another child on the right. My son then fell off sideways, landing on his arm, and broke it. This only happened about 5 minutes before I picked him up. So when I walk out there, I see my hyper, happy, talkative little 4 year old sitting in the lap of one of his teachers looking severely lethargic. Somewhat crying, somewhat moaning. The teachers, being the genious pre-med students that they must have been (insert dry laugh here) assured me that it wasn't broken because he was able to move his fingers. Dylan literally fell into my arms and my Mamas instict kicked in on overdrive. I scooped him up and sat him down outside the class room while I proceeded to call his dr. She told me that since there was a change in his behavior (i.e. the lethargy) he would need to be taken to the emergency room. I called my Husband to see if he could come pick us up from the school (assuming he was coming up on a lunch break anyways) and turns out he was in the middle of a test for his Comms class. Thank GOD my Mother lives so close. So I carried Dylan home while pushing Lola in the stroller (no small feat, I assure you- my 4 year old weighs 44 pounds.) and my Mother met us there with my youngest sister to watch my daughter while my Mother and I took Dylan to the ER. Suprisingly, the ER closest to us (albeit with the worst reputation for loooooong waits) was wonderful. Except for the triage nurse- he was a true asshole who needs to take some lessons in working with kids) By this time Dylan was happy and not in so much pain which made it much more bearable for the both of us, Im sure. They took a series of X-Rays and then took another series of x-rays and told us that it was, in fact, broken. So they put it in a splint and he will get a cast early next week once the swelling has gone down a bit around his bone.
I feel so terrible about this. Perhaps if I had gotten there to pick him up only 6 minutes earlier this wouldnt have happened. Or maybe it would have happened but I would have had to witness it, breaking my heart even more? In either case, my baby boy is hurting and I wish so badly that I could take it from him and bear that pain.

Have a beautiful day! (er, night.)
XOXO,
Becca

Big Business and New Business.

2008-05-17T12:34:00.000-07:00

There has been a heavy stench about this base lately. It hangs thick and low and envelopes all that is near. The stench, my friends, is BIG BUSINESS. Big Business have taken over our housing here on base. Lincoln Military Housing has proven itself time and time again to be focused solely on only what is best for the company. Through its actions it has shown that it does NOT care about the safety, well being, and contentment of its residents- the Military Family. For example:

* In December of 2007, I put in a request at the housing office to be relocated to another unit. I requested the move based on the unhealthy amount of mold that was growing in our Master Bathroom. I had put in service call after service call regarding the mold. They were VERY quick to come out, evaluate the mold, and to do a *quick fix* repair. They would cut out a small section of drywall, replace it with a small section of drywall, spray down some kilz, tell us not to use the shower for a few day, then come back about, oh, 2 weeks later to do a crappy paint job over it. This happened about 3 times. So when I put in the request to move, I also provided letters written by my doctor, as well as my childrens doctor, to show that were suffering respiratory problems as a result of the mold, and stating how highly unhealthy it is to have those conditions in a home. Oh, and PS- I am HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO MOLD. So the Manager for the Housing office drops by to take a look. She comes into my bathroom and basically makes me feel like a 5th grader at a science fair. "Oh this is just interesting" she said casually, then states that she doesnt "see the health risk" and tells me that it can easily be repaired with us still living in the house. They planned to open up a wall full of mold in a house full of people with allergies to mold and respiratory problems. Sounds like a great time right? Well, she saw me crying and pleading for a move on the grounds of my childrens health, and agreed to move us. Well, we were offered another home- in the same freaking moldy building. She guilted me saying I was going to make a move all by myself (my husband was deployed) and during the holidays, no less. So I declined. They did another quick fix repair and we are still in the home, moldy bathroom and all.

* Last Wednesday I requested another move to another unit based on the fact that there is a 1.5" high crack in the foundation of our home in our Master Bedroom. A tree outside of our home has roots that have grown into the foundation and have made a crack so bad that our 1 year old daughter has tripped over it 3 TIMES NOW! Once biting her tounge so bad I thought she would need stitches, and another time smacking her head on a nightstand leaving a HUGE bump and bruise on her forehead. My husband also has tripped over it, and its a miracle our son hasnt. As my Husband is a Seabee in the Navy, he is a CONSTRUCTION WORKER. He POURS CONCRETE AND DEALS WITH CONCRETE OFTEN!!! I would say he knows a thing or two, or a MILLION about concrete! My Uncle is also the owner of a local concrete business and has been doing this forever. So Lincoln recieves our request, and again, the manager comes out to take a look for herself at the foundation. She completely ignores me, choosing instead to deal solely with my Husband. She tells him that Lincoln will look at all costs involved and make a "Business Decision" as to what will be better for the company. We get a call last night from the Mainteinance Supervisor telling us that they will begin work on Wednesday and they will be putting us up in a HOTEL while they do the work. They seem to think it will only take 5 days to tear up the foundation, repour the concrete, let the concrete set, replace the carpet, and clean up EVERYTHING! Now Im no concrete expert, but my Husband and Uncle are. And trust me when I say- this WILL NOT be a 5 day job. Not only will it NOT be a 5 day job, they will also be shelling out money for hotel accomadations for a family of 4 PLUS a dog, meals for a family of 4, and Gas. As opposed to just moving us to one of the SEVERAL open units JUST LIKE OURS up and down this freaking street. YOU tell me, what seems more cost effective to you- Putting up a family of 4 plus a dog for 5 nights, and paying all expenses, or just moving the family to a whole other unit and keep a family happy and maybe earn a better name for yourself on this base? Oh, and PS- Lincoln did NOT say they will pay for the food or gas. That is just my assumption.

I would, however, like to applaude Lincoln Military Housing on an employee named Samantha. She is the ONLY person in that office who seems to care AT ALL about the residents and their concerns. She is the only one who seems to care at all about anything not Lincoln related, in fact. So kudos, Lincoln- theres SOMETHING you have done right on this base.

Now, I would like to announce that I am now officially a Pampered Chef consultant and I am VERY excited about the possibilities that this business is already offereing me! I have been in the direct sales business before, representing another company with an entirely different product line, but I was not happy with the upline and the direction they were headed, so I decided to branch out and try something new. I am very excited to get going with my new venture!!!

I hope to get back to blogging more regularly again. Things have been quite stressful lately, but hopefully things will be looking up again soon.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Been Knittin'.

2008-05-01T21:29:00.002-07:00

Yup, I've been knitting ALOT! Here is a sample of whats on the needles right now, its a Ribbed Lace Bolero found HERE:

I've also just finished these today, they are hearts for the I Heart Indulgence Project I started to knit a bowl of love for Lori, who recently lost her Husband. Pattern found HERE:

When I havent been knitting, Ive been putting swap packages together for the various swaps I've been taking part in! This is the package I recieved from mittengirl on the Ravelry-based swap that I run, Swap on a Budget!!!

Woohoo! Knitting keeps my happy. And sane.
Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

The Craptastic Truth Goes GREEN!

2008-04-23T20:37:00.000-07:00

Yes, in an effort to make the world a nicer place, I have decided to make my own life a little greener. After walking my son to preschool today, I walked to the post office to mail off some afghan squares I had knit for an afghan being made for Lori, who lost her husband. I then walked back home, and walked to the commissary (Military grocery store), where I picked up these:

Yes, I actually spend 70 cents on reusable grocery bags! After getting back home, I decided I would walk back up there and recycle my old plastic grocery bags, until my Husband brought up the fact that we use those for dirty diapers. GOOOOD point, honey. I feel a little better about things. Sure, its a small gesture in the grand scheme of things, but a nice one. And if I keep using these grocery bags, and buy a few more the next time I go, I will keep up with that feel-good. I also caught some cute snapshots of my lovely tree-hugging daughter, Lola!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

A Realization, Badly Packaged.

2008-04-22T09:07:00.000-07:00

A realization badly packaged.
Last night a woman whom I have never in my life met, but to whom I had grown somewhat close with, lost her husband to a tragic motorcycle accident. He was not young, not old, but not ready to die. Not in my mind anyways. The struggles they were enduring financially were great, but still they fought side by side, so deeply in love. And in a second- less than that really- he was gone. Breathing, free, happy in one minute, and gone from this world in the next.

It makes me realize that we need to be grateful for not only what- but WHO we have in our lives. Tell them you love them. Tell them you care. Dont make that last phone call a bitching session. Dont make that last kiss a fly-by lip graze. Because you never know what each day will bring. You never know how it will all end.

Have a beautiful day.
XOXO,
Becca

O.M.G.

2008-04-21T13:08:00.000-07:00

I just cant get away from Myspace! I thought I had broken the addiction- I hadnt logged onto it for a week! A WEEK! And yet, last night... I logged onto my Myspace. I dont really know why. But I did. Ugh. So anyways, I've jumped back on that bandwagon and am back on myspace. Booooo!

No other real news to post. Same ol, same ol. I need a vacation for real.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Basic Cabled Coffee Wrap

2008-04-13T21:37:00.000-07:00

After months of tossing it around, I decided today to teach myself to do cables. After a few tries and fails, a new pattern emerges! Enjoy and if you knit this, Id love to see a picture! Please email it to partiesbyrebecca@yahoo.com or if you're on Ravelry post it to your notebook! :o)

Basic Cabled Coffee Wrap
By Rebecca Hill

Materials:

Lion Brand Jiffy yarn
Size 8 straight needles
Cable Needle
Tapestry Needle
Stitch holder
Thread
Sewing needle
2 buttons

Pattern:

Using straight needles, cast on 16 stitches.
Knit 2 rows in stockinette stitch, starting with a knit row.
Beg. Cable pattern:
*K 2 rows st st
Next row: K5, pass 3 sts p wise to cable needle, k3 from left needle, k3 from cable needle, K5.
K 3 rows st st.*
Repeat cable pattern from * to * 7 more times.
At this point, grab your favorite coffee mug and check the fit. The wrap will not go all the way around the mug- there will be about 1.5" from end to end where the wrap will not cover the mug. Just bear that in mind when checking size. Do as many more cable rows you think will be necessary to fit your mug.

K 2 rows st st
K4, place these sts on a holder or scrap of yarn.
BO 8 sts.
K4 (keep these 4 on the needle)
**K11 rows st st
Next row: K2, YO, K2
Next row: p to end
Next row: k to end
BO in purl.**
Repeat from ** to ** on the other strap

Using needle and thread, attach one needle to each corner of the wrap (opposite end from the straps!)

Now wrap it around your favorite mug and enjoy a nice hot cuppa joe! (Or Earl grey!)

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Myspace, Cheney, and Monkeys.

2008-04-12T23:32:00.000-07:00

Im officially jumping off that Myspace bandwagon, folks. I had been thinking about it for a while now, but until recently it had just been a fleeting thought. Fleeting as in- maybe someday when, you know, pigs fly and all. But there was just something so thrilling about getting Myspace and seeing my friends tell the world (via status of course!) that they are on their period and sleeping all day, but their status smiley was "optimistic!" Whatever dude. Maybe it was the recent rash of people using their Myspace to deal with real life issues. Like the 6 kids in FL who beat a friend up because she was talking trash about them on her Myspace. Grow the hell up, people! So anyways, toodle-loo Myspace.

So maybe you saw it on Yahoo, or on your local news, but if not here ya go:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080411/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_sunglasses_7

Is Dick Cheney a perv? No. But who knows? Weirder things have happened. But I just had to blog about it because they said it was all the buzz around the blogging communities, so I had to jump in on that. ;o) So maybe there is what a appears to be a naked woman in front of him. Who cares? And what the hell is a naked woman doing out on a fishing boat with the vice president, anyways? Its his hand gripping the rod.

And now for the Monkey:

I knit this little guy for Michelles little man, Kahlen! Way cute right? I found it here

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Oh Snapdragons.

2008-04-10T21:44:00.000-07:00

My son learned a new word today... a not so nice version of the word Biotch. Yes. The B word. My 4 year old said it. Although I cant really be too mad at him because it comes out of my own mouth on a fairly regular basis. Im not proud of it, but it does. So Ive been trying to come up with some interesting alternatives to the classic originals. Snapdragons, for example, is my alternative to- well, the not so nice version of the word shoot.... Its cute in my opinion, and it makes Dylan ask what are Snapdragons and he learns something new! Works for me.

In other news, I decided on a whim to start a Swap Group on Ravelry. I was looking around at the other Swap groups on the site, and while I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to join all of them, I found myself having to pick and choose because I really cant afford to spend $40 before shipping to send a nice box out to someone. So the swap I started is called Swap on a Budget and the most you can spend is $20- which doesnt sound like much, but it forces you to be creative with that $20! For once in a swap, its not only ok- its EXPECTED for you to peruse the bargain bins in your local LYS!!! So anyhow, I started this group on Tuesday night, and already, 48 hours later, there are 122 people signed up for it! Im floored!!! And a bit overwhelmed, but thats what volunteers are for right?

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Goes together like Knitting and Opera.

2008-04-07T14:27:00.000-07:00

I love knitting. I love Opera. I love knitting to opera music. Sometimes with a hot cup of tea. But this morning I found myself knitting along to Sesame Street opera- Andrea Bocelli was singing a silly yet beautifully sung opera lullaby to sweet little Elmo. It is based on his song Con to Partiro which I have loved since the first time I saw this episode of Sesame street a few years ago. So here is the You Tube clip... enjoy.

Have a Beautiful Day!
XOXO,
Becca

Tattooed Tommy

2008-04-03T21:41:00.000-07:00

Tattooed Tommy was supposed to be a Pirate. Maybe he was a Sailor, or maybe he just likes dressing funny with his anchor tattooed forearm. But whatever the case- this guy is Freaking AWESOME! If you knit him, I'd love to see what you've done! Please email a picture to partiesbyrebecca@yahoo.com or upload your pic to your Ravelry notebook! I knit him flat, but I HIGHLY recommend that you knit his arms and legs on dpns. HIGHLY recommend it. HIGHLY. Hint, hint.... ;)

Pattern is also on Ravelry. DONT represent as your own work. I will silently curse you and knit a voodoo doll in your honor.

Tattooed Tommy
By Rebecca Hill

Materials:

Any worsted weight yarn. I used Red Heart because Im trying desperately to destash it. Whatever the case, you will need 4 different colors. Here is what I used:
Beige (MC)
Black (CC1)
Red (CC2)
White (CC3)

Small amount of black for facial features and tattoo
Size 8 straight needles for body
Size 8 DPNs for arms and legs (OPTIONAL)
Tapestry needle
2 buttons (for eyes, and only if age appropriate!)

Body:

With size 8 straight needles and MC (Skin color), CO 40 sts.
K 20 rows stockinette stitch
Switch to CC1
K 15 rows st st
BO
Fold body so that the left and right sides touch. Seam bottom and side. Leave top open.

Arms: (Make 2)

With size 8 dpns and CC1, CO 12 stitches and join in the round.
***IF KNITTING FLAT, JUST CO THE 12 AND WORK IN ST ST!***
K 6 rows st st
Switch to MC
K 17 rows
Next row: P2tog across row
Next row: K2tog across row
Cut yarn leaving a long tail and pull through remaining sts.
***IF YOU KNIT FLAT, USE THE TAIL TO SEAM, LEAVING TOP OPEN!***

Legs: (Make 2)

With size 8 dpns and CC2, CO 12 sts.
***Again, if knitting flat, just work in st st!***
K 2 rows in CC2
Switch to CC3
K 2 rows
Repeat 4 more times
Switch to MC
K 4 rows
Next row: K2tog across
Next row: P2tog across
Cut yarn and pull through remaining stitches.

Finishing:

Sew buttons onto the front part of the body where you think would look best. If buttons arent age appropriate, use some black yarn and the tapestry needle and get creative! Sew on a smile or a scowl too- I wanna see some cool looking guys here, people! Stuff the body and using black yarn, seam up the top so it looks like a flat top. I love the way it looks- so badly done, but it suits the little guys, you know?!
Stuff the legs (and seam if knit flat!) and sew onto the bottom of the body.
Using some black yarn, sew a little tattoo onto one of his arms. I did an anchor and I love the way it turned out. Stuff the arms (and again, seam if necessary!) and sew onto the body somewhere appropriate.

New send me a pic at partiesbyrebecca@yahoo.com!!!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Happy Birthday, Baby!

2008-04-03T21:29:00.000-07:00

My son Dylan turned 4 years old today! I am so amazed and thankful for the past 4 years that we have had together- he is such a driving force in my life. As promised, I knit him a new friend for his Mad Faced Mikey monster, and was up all night last night putting it together (pattern to follow)! He absolutely loved his new knit guy, and showed it to everyone we saw today! It didnt go over so well with some other people though. Apparently to knit a gift for your kid is a sign of being broke. Why not just go blow $50 on one of the hot new toys at Walmart? Why not scour the net for the must have toys for him? Uh, well, for starters, I LOVE knitting stuff for my kids. Hell, I LOVE to knit anything, but knitting stuff for my kids is the ultimate knitting high. No matter what it is I am knitting, I know it will be loved and adored for at least a year. Can you say that about the hot new toys? Not so much- they will be loved and adored for a month (if that) before they get tired of it and start asking for the next hot new toy. Secondly, I know that my yarn was not dyed with lead-based paint. Beat that. And thirdly, well, its just really fulfilling to see the smiles on their faces when I had them something that I spend hours working on.

So anyways- GREAT DAY overall, and my son is 4 and LOVES his new toy!!!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Holy Bejezus, and Other Randomness.

2008-04-01T13:38:00.000-07:00

10,000+ Visitors to my blog! I feel so, so... LOVED! LOL

Hey, by the way, if you are a knitter and you havent already- check out Knitting Pattern Central Its a collection of patterns from all over the web and it pretty much rocks! And while your're at it, check out Ravelry too, because well- its pretty much the best thing ever. EVER. And when you DO get on Ravelry, feel free to add me! My username is MissBecca!

Im currently working on a new friend for Mad Faced Mikey! Dylans birthday is on Thursday and hes been asking for me to knit him some new friends for his beloved Mikey. So look for the new pattern in coming days!

And as a final note: If one more person pops up with the whole "Im PREGNANT! April fools!" jig, I might slap them. Between the emails, texts, phone calls... I think about 5 people have pulled that one on me today! Jeez!

Wanna see your blog linked here? Send me a message with your blog address and I'll put it up!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Oh Fiddlesticks.

2008-03-27T22:52:00.000-07:00

Can’t I just catch a break? The business of publishing a book is a powerfully emotional ride. Rejection, false hopes, and more rejections abound and I am a glutton for punishment. I want so badly to just quit and walk away and tell everyone to kiss my ass, but I know that in the end this is such a worthwhile project. Everyone who has rejected me has told me the same thing- my book has merit. I KNOW my book has merit. I KNOW my book will be published. And I KNOW this is what I am called to do. I am an Author. I am stronger than any rejection, and the right person will find my book, see its potential, and publish me.

"What you desire you already have."

Have a beautiful day.
XOXO,
Becca

And so to the Ball...

2008-03-23T22:09:00.000-07:00

The Seabee Ball was last night and it was absolutely AMAZING!!! I am so glad that we went!!! It was held at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in beautiful Simi Valley, CA. We ate dinner beneath Air Force One, and right next to Marine One!!! It was so much fun and we had a great time! I got to dress up and be gorgeous for a night and D looked amazing in his dress blues. Im not really sure what the highlight of my night was. Maybe it was donning a ballgown and being fancy. Maybe it was Deans Lieutenant walking around the tables carrying a pitcher full of southern comfort and Dr Pepper pouring everyone shots. Maybe it was sitting with my good friends enjoying fancy (yet not very tasty) food. Or maybe it was stopping at In N Out afterwards to get some delicious burgers!!! But none the less, we had an amazing time and I cant wait until the next ball!!!

HAPPY EASTER!!!

And to really really celebrate the holiday... Dean has duty!!! How awesome, right? So his alarm went off at an ungodly 6 something in the AM. After a quick shower and putting on his uniform, he calls down the hall to me "Baby, have you seen my cover?" (For you non-military folks, a cover is a hat). Unfortunantly for me, I HAD, in fact, seen his cover the night before. In Lolas room. Lola was sound asleep and the second he opens her bedroom door she springs up and starts screaming. Because he's in a rush to get to duty section muster, he blows her kisses and apologizes profusely as he runs out the front door. So I get up, sooth her back to sleep, and go back to my bed where I find a very whiney Dylan. I finally get him to calm down and he rolls over and falls asleep. I wake up about 20 minutes later to Dylan whining again and Im just tired of hearing it, so I pulled the Easter Bunny card. "Wanna see if the Easter Bunny came, baby?" I ask him. I dont even think he answered as he ran down the hallway to his Diego-themed Easter basket. Shortly thereafter, Lola woke back up and I got her and she dove right into her princess-themed basket. Overall it was a pretty good day. It was a day we got to spend together as a family, and days like that are always welcome.

Little Black Handbag

2008-03-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

New Pattern!!! This pattern is for a small clutch-type handbag. Its idea was derived of both necessity and general lack of funds. I needed a clutch for the Seabee Ball tomorrow night, and I just couldnt afford a nice one. I used the last of my Debbie Bliss Cathay from the Shrug I just finished, so it makes a really soft, durable finished bag. If you knit this bag, I would love to see it! Please email your pictures to partiesbyrebecca@yahoo.com NO USING THIS PATTERN AS YOUR OWN OR USING OTHERWISE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!! This pattern is also on Ravelry, so if you are a Raveler, check that out!!!

Little Black Handbag

By Rebecca Hill

Materials:

1 skein Debbie Bliss Cathay (I used Black, obviously)

Size 4 straight needles

A Tapestry needle

1 Button

Size G Crochet Needle

Back:

Cast on 40 stitches

Knit 30 rows stockinette st

Next Row: ssk, k to last 2 sts, k2tog

Next Row: ssp, p to last 2 sts, p2tog

Repeat last 2 rows until 1 st is left.

Cut yarn, leaving an extra long (20" or more) tail, and Bind Off.

Using the crochet needle, chain 7 stitches on the long tail. Insert crochet needle into the first chain and bind off. This will serve as your button hole.

Front:

Cast on 40 stitches

Knit 30 rows stockinette st

Bind Off.

Finishing:

With the front and back pieces' RS's facing, sew the cast on edges together, and sew up the side seams.

Sew the button to the correct spot onto the front piece.

***After having used this bag for the first time, I am now suggesting that you would knit this bag double stranded to increase the bags strength! Granted, the bag worked very well and held all of my neccessities, but a little more strength in the bag would have been wonderful!***

Can I take my lunch now?

2008-03-19T22:29:00.000-07:00

It seems lately that D has been working excruciatingly long, tedious days. He leaves before the crack of dawn, and comes home for a quick lunch. He leaves and returns around 5 or later. My Husband JUST last month got home from deployment and I already miss him! On top of this, I feel like a single parent again. He is rarely here, Im making decisions and doing things that I normally only have to do during deployments. Im so freaking tired of it all.
This weekend should be tons-o-fun, however, as this weekend is the Seabee Ball! I've bought a dress as seen here in the apple color, which is pretty darn close the color of his crows. Ive bought the proper undergarments and now were good to go! Im thrilled at the prospect of being able to be girly and proper for an evening!
Oh and... drumroll please.... I got my first non-rejection letter from a Literary Agent today! FAB-U-LOUS! So yeah, Im feeling pretty damn swell with myself at the moment.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

DONE!

2008-03-18T21:03:00.000-07:00

The Shrug is finally done!!! Woohoo!!! So here it is:

The Cruelest of Fates.

2008-03-13T22:49:00.001-07:00

To die without ones memories- to live a life alone, in a bed, without the comforting thoughts of what was, and even the dread of what is to be; this to me is the cruelest of fates. Alzheimers Disease is a tragic, terrible thing. And on Monday March 10th, it claimed the life of my Grandmother. She died alone. In a nursing home, surrounded by 2 women also crippled by the same debilitating fate. She died without the memories of all the holidays she spent hovered over a hot stove making sure there was enough for everyone. She died without the memories of all the smiles and laughs she shared with her Husband, her Children, her Grandchildren. She died the Matriarch of a large, wonderful family who will forever remember her smiling and laughing and loving. She died, Im sure, not even really knowing who she was, or why she was there, or what was going on. But when she passed out of this life and shed the disease, she stepped right back into the most wonderful of memories, and somewhere right now, she is laughing and I rest assured that she is remembering. So rest in peace, Grandma. And rest knowing that you are remembered by all who loved you, and that we will always remember your great amazing love and compassion.

Have a Beautiful Day.
XOXO,
Becca

Knitting, A.D.D., and Dolls.

2008-03-04T20:39:00.000-08:00

Is Knitting A.D.D. a real problem? Because I think I have it. I have been working on this Shrug by Debbie Bliss for over a month now. And while I know the end result will be a beautiful and worthwhile one; I just cant seem to get there! Such boring stockinette on such tiny needles. Prior to knitting the Square Cakes bag from Knitty, I would have been fine knitting this. No complaints, really. But that bag was more complex than anything I had knit before- each row was different from the previous. And yes, the end result was beautiful and worthwhile. I will sit down to knit with the intention of doing at least 2". But after 2 rows I find myself watching the clock trying to figure out how much longer this will take! Its so cumbersome! But I knit away knowing that I will, eventually, finish this shrug and will wear the hell out of it.

I saw a commercial for a doll that teeths. Over and over and over again. This doll will teeth all damn day if you want. Then the next day, as well if you so choose. WHO WOULD SO CHOOSE?! Why would anyone want a baby doll that teeths?! Maybe Im just a bit cranky because my daughter is a hell of a teether. She tends to cry for a week prior to the tooth breaking through. Then she'll cry for another few days afterwards. So why would anyone want a doll that teeths? I just dont get it.

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Sleep Eludes Me.

2008-03-04T00:56:00.000-08:00

Perhaps it is because I am anticipating Lola waking up screaming any minute now, as she has been doing all night thus far.

Perhaps it is because I miss my Husband who is only just around the corner on watch.

Perhaps it is the 2 cups of coffee I downed only 2 hours ago.

Perhaps it is the million little things running through my head right now.

Perhaps it is the fact that, thanks to Deans ingenuity, I am able to bring my laptop to bed with me and blog.

Perhaps it is all of the afore mentioned circumstances which is keeping me up right now. In any case, sleep eludes me. In the past hour or so since my last blog, I have managed to get some things done. I found Dylans blankie- his comfort object he has had since birth which accompanies him EVERYWHERE. For some reason it was in the bottom of his closet with his backpack. How either of these 2 found their way to the bottom of his closet is lost on me. I cleaned my kitchen. I wrote a naughty note to my Husband for him to find when he gets home. I attempted to sleep. I failed. I soothed my daughter through her wailing cries until she again fell asleep in my arms. I pondered friendships and other random relationships in my life. I reminded myself to pick up some infant Tylenol tomorrow.

But now, at 1:05 in the am, I think I will try a little harder to get to sleep. After all- my husband will come home in a few hours and will find that note ;)

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Uh, Yes Actually. I AM Pretty Awesome.

2008-03-03T23:30:00.000-08:00

Is it so hard to believe that I might actually be a published author soon? Yes, the time has come to announce that I have submitting my query letter to some literary agents today. Apparently this recent revelation has got some of my frenamies all a-flutter. The news seems to have struck a particularly raw nerve amongst them. Could it be the chapter entitled Friends vs. Frenamies? Perhaps.

In other news...

I am considering teaching a parenting class on Babies and Schedules. Its just an idea Im throwing around, but the method my Husband and I have used since the birth of our son in 04 has seemed to work wonders, and so many people are frequently asking us how we do it, and how to get their kids started on one. Again- just an idea.

Dean has been home for nearly 3 weeks now and I think we may have finally found our groove again. It was a bit awkward there at first getting used to living with each other again.

I feel like Im rambling, and the fact is that I am. Dean has duty today and is currently on watch. So he's out for the night and Im super bored. You would think that after having endured 6 months without him, I would be able to find something to do. But its late and I cant sleep, so I am up blogging- nay, rambling.

I am still working on the Shrug. My new goal for finishing it is by March 22, which is the Seabee ball. I finally bought a dress for the ball, and it is a strapless floor length red number, so I think it would look great with the shrug! We'll see. Its still very boring to knit. So much stockinette on such small needles is really very boring. But the finished project promises to be very gorgeous.

Ok, enough with the rambling. Im reaching for things to say at this point. Good night all!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Whoa Nelly!

2008-02-29T20:57:00.000-08:00

Its been 2 weeks since I've blogged! But Im back now so fear not! The past 2 weeks have been interesting. Its funny how you can live with someone for 3 years straight, then have them leave for 6 months and then get used to living with each other all over again. But we've found our comfy spots again and are chuggin' along nicely. Its so wonderful to have my Husband back home again. My kids have been reveling in having Daddy around again. Lolas got him wrapped around her little fingers. Its amazing.

In other news, Monday morning will prove to be very thrilling, terrifying and life changing. Monday morning I will be sending out querys to several different publishers regarding my book project! Im cautiously thrilled at the idea of being a published author and, while I know that there will be some rejection, I know I have a great book at hand. Wish me luck!

Have a beautiful day!
XOXO,
Becca

Soooo....

2008-02-15T21:57:00.000-08:00

HE'S HOME! MY HUSBAND IS FINALLY HOME!!!
He got home on Wednesday the 13th, and it was so amazing! His plane was supposed to land at0815, but because the fog was so heavy on the base they were diverted and didnt land until 1145!!! I didn't recognize him, and he came walking up to me and grabbed me into the biggest hug ever! I wouldnt even let him go, and I think I took out a couple bystanders with my purse in the process!!! I didnt take the kids with me as my son had preschool and my daughter would have been freezing out there on the flight line. So once we got back to our base and picked up his seabags, we went to pick up our kids from our friends house. They were out back playing and I told my Husband to wait in the living room. I went out back and told my son that I had picked him up a really great suprise and it was in the living room. So he curiously walked into the house and saw D standing there and he says "Daddy!" He ran into his arms and while he was hugging him he said "I missed you so much!!!" It was the sweetest thing EVER. My daughter was only 7 months old when he deployed and now, at 13 months, she has changed so much. It took a day, but she is definantly a daddies girl all over again! Things are going well and we are just enjoying each other again!!!

Have a beautiful day!!
XOXO,
Becca